Any readers who have been with me over even a small part
of my Blogging journey will know that I am not anti women,
in fact the opposite is the case I am totally enthralled by
them... I have NO understanding of how their minds work,
but hey... you don't need to know everything!!!!!
click on cartoon to enbiggen.... warning everything enbiggens!!In keeping with the material above, what could fit better?
Estrogen issues and other lists
Pregnancy, Estrogen and Women
Pregnancy Q & A & more!
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes university.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labour, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labour?
A: Not unless the word "divorce" means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's nappy very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in university.
OESTROGEN ISSUES.
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "OESTROGEN ISSUES
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate to your cheese omelet
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You're using your mobile phone to dial up every car sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 0800-".
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space".
8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus.
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND.
10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
7. Fat clothes.
6 Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
3. Eyelash curlers.
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
AND, the Number One thing only women understand:
1. OTHER WOMEN
11 comments:
Yeah.... I'd smack ya one for all this .. but you would probably enjoy it.
I enjoyed reading the list again, as I'd seen the estrogen and PMS ones before.
I always loved the one about "What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a Pitbull.?"
Lipstick!!
"A. Childbirth" gave me my daily chuckle.
thanks for the laughs.
Borderline irrational? That's a good description of it!
Thanks for the laughs---Most of my visits here I always get a laugh and that my friend is one thing I enjoy.
Hope you have a great week
lmao!!!!
You are a brave and funny man Peter
Where on earth do you find these, Peter? Silly question...I should ask...where in cyber space do you find these, Peter? ;)
It must be very frustrating for Margaret at the moment with all her problems with her ISP and computer. I'm sorry I can't offer anything helpful to solve her problems.
If your mission was to make us laugh - you succeeded here.
I won't comment on any specific item on your post as there are too many women who read your blog.
Hi Peter, my bathroom scales never show what i want to see.hehehehe.
Another year older how time flies.
Boy... are those the truth! *LOL*
Thanks Peter.. for the laugh.
Just imagine me giving you a signal like the last photo above...lol!
Actually, they are funny and I actually can identify with some...not now, of course, but when I was younger. I'm the model of serenity now...yeeeeeaarrrrgh!
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