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Friday, April 08, 2005
He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her table … knowing that if she accepts it, she is his.
The waiter gets the bottle and takes it to the woman’s table saying that it is from the gentleman over there, indicating his table.
She looks at the wine and decides to send a note over to the man. The note read, For me to accept this bottle you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in your bank and 7 inches in your pants.
The man after reading the note, sends a reply to her. It reads, Just so you know, I happen to have a Ferrari Testarossa, a BMW 850iL and a Mercedes 560 SEL in my garage, I have 20 million dollars in my bank, but not even for a lady as beautiful as you would I cut off 3 inches … just send the bottle back!