Lest we forget the original intent of this blogsite.
The CIA, the FBI and the LAPD are each asked to prove their capability of apprehending terrorists. President Bush releases a white rabbit into a forest and tells each agency to catch it.
The CIA goes first. It sends animal informants into the forest. They question all plant and material witnesses. After three months of intensive investigations, the CIA concludes rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads it bombs the forest killing everything including the rabbit. It makes no apologies, the rabbit had it coming, they insist.
The LAPD go in. They come out after just two hours with a badly beaten bear. The bear is sobbing, "Ok, Ok, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit."
John Howard hears about George Jnr's idea and decides to test Australian law enforcement agencies. He releases a white rabbit into
The National Crime Authority can't catch it but promise that if it gets a budget increase it can recover $90 million in unpaid rabbit taxes and proceeds of crime.
The
The NSW Police go in. Surveillance tapes later reveal top-ranking officers and rabbits dancing around a gum tree stoned out of their minds.
The Qld Police go in. They reappear driving a brand new Mercedes, scantily clad rabbits draped all over them.
The WA Police actually catch the white rabbit, but it inexplicably hangs itself when the attending officer 'slipped out momentarily' for a cup of tea.
The SA and NT Police join forces and beat the crap out of every black rabbit in the forest, but not the white one. They know that it is the black one who causes all the trouble.
The Australian Federal Police refuse to go in. It examines the issues, particularly cost, and decides that because of low priority, high overtime and the projected expense to the AFP as a whole, the matter should be referred back to the referring agency for further analysis.
ASIO goes into the wrong forest.
3 comments:
This sounds kind of like what happened with FEMA and Hurricane Katrina!
Peter, I do not have any photos of the WTC construction, just our travel photos of them, and not very good ones at that. Sorry.
excellent...can I republish it in my blog ???
BTW : Thanks for visiting my blog...
Hi avik, sure go ahead, most of the humor comes from "other sources" I just include things that appeal to me, most seem to be by that great writer "anonymous"
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