I have become so enamored with the
"Bush Poetry"that I have been posting
that I started to wonder if all the
readers of my blog were as interested
as I am in poetry???
So I have started a new blog
dedicated to poetry
please call in and have a look, if it
isn't your cup of tea just pop back here
for all the usual fun things.
The first 8 poems at the new site are ones
I've already posted here, I headed them all
"Poetry that stirs my soul" todays new entry
is "The joys of farmin'."
Hope you enjoy your time on both sites.
Just a quick entry here, (I've spent bloody
hours on the other one today) these snippets
are to prove that men and women DON'T think
"IT'S A GUY THING">
Translated: "There is no rational
pattern connected with it,
chance at all of making
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Translated: "Why isn't it already
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"
Absolutely nothing. It's a
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
"I have no idea how it works."
"TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
Translated: "I can't hear the game over the
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Translated: "Are you still talking?"
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Translated: "I remember the theme song
to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl
I ever kissed and the vehicle identification
numbers of every car I've ever owned...
but I forgot your birthday."
"DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
"I have actually severed a
limb but will bleed to death before I
admit that I'm hurt."
"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."
Translated: "And I sure hope I think of
some pretty soon."
"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Translated: "It didn't fall into my
outstretched hands, so I'm completely
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
"What did you catch me at?"
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Translated: "No one will ever see us
"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."
Translated: "I make the messes;
she cleans them up."