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Friday, March 10, 2006

Hits of the 60s

Some of these are just so funny it’s hard to pick a favourite,
I’m tossing up between #4 and #16.


Some of the artists of the '60s are revising their hit titles:



1. Herman's Hermits - "Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker"

2. The Bee Gees - "How Can You Mend a Broken Hip"

3. Bobby Darin - "Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash"

4. Ringo Starr - "I Get By With a Little Help from Depends"

5. Roberta Flack - "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"

6. Johnny Nash - "I Can't See Clearly Now"

7. Paul Simon - "Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver"

8. Commodores - "Once, Twice, Three Times the Bathroom"

9. Marvin Gaye - "I Heard it Through the Grape Nuts"

10. Procol Harem - "A Whiter Shade of Hair"

11. Leo Sayer - "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"

12. The Temptations - "Papa's Got a brand new Kidney Stone"

13. Abba - "Denture Queen"

14. Tony Orlando - "Knock 3 Times on the Ceiling if you Hear
Me Fall"

15. Helen Reddy - "I am Woman, Hear me Snore"

16. Willie Nelson - "On the Throne Again"


11 comments:

Joy Des Jardins said...

Now that was fun...thanks Peter.
Glad you're home safely. Sounds like you have a wonderful visit at Merle's. Take care...

mreddie said...

Aging backs and knees are not all they are cracked up to be. Good to have you back - and from the photos in the last post you seemed to have had fun on your trip. It feels good to me to have some time to blog and comment again. ec

Karen said...

I can relate to #3 and #8.

All of them cracked me up though!!!!!

Have a good one, thanks for the laughs!

bornfool said...

I like #4 the best.

OldHorsetailSnake said...

"...Three Times the Bathroom." Ho ho har de har har.

Hale McKay said...

Three times the Bathroom ... On The Throne Again ... You Make Me Feel Like Napping ... Great stuff, Peter.

Merle said...

H Peter ~~ Some good ones there.
Hope you got your lawn mowed OK.
Mr Rockitt man came, climbed on the roof and then told me too many big trees. SO
they are coming again on Tuesday, (Monday is holiday)and have 2 other options to try. So still not happy.
Changed Karen all right, but have had about 3 goes and still have not got Bubba
to work.

kenju said...

I love the alst one, Peter. Glad you got home safely. I know Merle enjoyed having you there.

Da Gal said...

Oh Peter - I wish I had this list just a few days ago when we celebrated a coworkers 60th birthday! I might have to bring them in as a belated wish for him this week.

Have a wonderful weekend! Meg

poopie said...

Unfortunately, I can relate to most all of these!!

Abandoned in Pasadena said...

I used these revised 60's songs in my Jan.20 post too. Funny aren't they?