FOR ALL WHO MAY BE HAVING A BAD DAY...
It Can Always Be Worse!
Because of his profession (and only for that reason)I had Bornfool
in mind when I found this cartoon.
IS SH*T THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD??
S**t may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can get S**t-faced, Be S**t-out-of-luck, Or have S**t
With a little effort, you can get your S**t together, find a place for
your S**t, or be asked to S**t or get off the pot.
You can smoke S**t, buy S**t, sell S**t, lose S**t, find S**t,
forget S**t, and tell others to eat S**t.
Some people know their S**t, while others can't tell the difference
between S**t and shineola.
There are lucky S**ts, dumb S**ts, and crazy S**ts.
There is bull S**t, horse S**t, and chicken S**t.
You can throw S**t, sling S**t, catch S**t, shoot the S**t, or duck
when the S**t hits the fan.
You can give a S**t or serve S**t on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep S**t or be happier than a pig in S**t.
Some days are colder than S**t, some days are hotter than S**t,
and some days are just plain S**tty.
Some music sounds like S**t, things can look like S**t, and there
are times when you feel like S**t.
You can have too much S**t, not enough S**t, the right S**t, the
wrong S**t, or a lot of weird S**t.
You can carry S**t, have a mountain of S**t, or find yourself up
S**t creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to S**t and other times you
fall in a bucket of S**t and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block
of the English language.
And remember, once you know your S**t, you don't need to know
You could pass this along, if you give a S**t; or not do so if you
don't give a S**t!
Well, S**t, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do
give a S**t and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of S**t.
But, if you happened to catch a load of S**t from some
Well, S**t Happens!!!