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Tuesday, July 04, 2006

This will be a Sh***y Post (SORRY)

FOR ALL WHO MAY BE HAVING A BAD DAY... 

It Can Always Be Worse!


Because of his profession (and only for that reason)I had Bornfool
in mind when I found this cartoon.

IS SH*T THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD??


S**t may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider:

You can get S**t-faced, Be S**t-out-of-luck, Or have S**t
for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your S**t together, find a place for
your S**t, or be asked to S**t or get off the pot.

You can smoke S**t, buy S**t, sell S**t, lose S**t, find S**t,
forget S**t, and tell others to eat S**t.

Some people know their S**t, while others can't tell the difference
between S**t and shineola.

There are lucky S**ts, dumb S**ts, and crazy S**ts.

There is bull S**t, horse S**t, and chicken S**t.

You can throw S**t, sling S**t, catch S**t, shoot the S**t, or duck
when the S**t hits the fan.

You can give a S**t or serve S**t on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep S**t or be happier than a pig in S**t.

Some days are colder than S**t, some days are hotter than S**t,
and some days are just plain S**tty.

Some music sounds like S**t, things can look like S**t, and there
are times when you feel like S**t.

You can have too much S**t, not enough S**t, the right S**t, the
wrong S**t, or a lot of weird S**t.

You can carry S**t, have a mountain of S**t, or find yourself up
S**t creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to S**t and other times you
fall in a bucket of S**t and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block
of the English language.

And remember, once you know your S**t, you don't need to know
anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a S**t; or not do so if you
don't give a S**t!

Well, S**t, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do
give a S**t and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of S**t.

But, if you happened to catch a load of S**t from some
S**t-head....

Well, S**t Happens!!!

12 comments:

Hale McKay said...

Now that sure was a sh***y blog, Pete. I hope you dont cat any s**t for posting all that s**t.

Remember if you have to use the toilet when at someone else's house, don't take a s**t, leave a s**t.

kenju said...

And even frogs sh**, Peter, mostly around the pool.....LOL

bornfool said...

I actually have that same cartoon blown up and on my bulletin board at work.
It's good to be inspirational even if it's for a sh***y reason.

Meow said...

Sh**t, Peter, I laughed .... hahahahaha. Very, very funny.
Thanks for sharing.
Take care, hope you don't have a sh**tty day !!
Bye for now, Meow

Karen said...

ROFL Yeah S**t happens! Thanks for the laughs today.

Have a great day! :-D

Shirazi said...

LOL!

JunieRose2005 said...

:)


My brother always brags about his son making a 'S**t Pot full of money with the job he has!!

Lol- but sometimes says he make an 'UnGodly ' amount!

:) I feel like asking him sometimes to explain the difference in the two!!

JunieRose

Raggedy said...

*laughing * laughing * laughing
Thanks for the sh**tty post! Have you considered the "F" word. This link is great!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMCMsje5uPs&search=the%20f%20word%20explained

*^_^
(=':'=) meow hugs
(")_ (")Š from da Raggedy one
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WordWhiz said...

Very funny!! Okay, s**tty too, but funny!!

Jacqui said...

Very funny..

Jamie Dawn said...

You are full of sh!t!
I've sometimes felt like that guy tunneling his way into the sh!t hole.
Yep! That sh!tty word is surely versatile.

Val said...

I'm just catching up with some of your posts. Being a mother of sons, I suppose I can appreciate scatological humor more than most. But the prisoner tunnelling towards the outhouse is TOO funny! Must send these on to my sons.