I have a dream, for bloggers of the world to unite for a “Blog Joke Day”
The idea is to pick a joke which everybody who wants to participate
publishes on the given day along with their own joke, which may or
may not be along the same lines.
I have tacit approval from a couple of bloggers for this plan, I thought
first I would kick it of with an elephant joke, but as these came out a
long while ago some of you younger ones may not know about elephant
jokes, so what about Blond jokes?
A blind man and his guide elephant enter a bar and find their way to a
stool. After ordering a drink and sitting there for a while, the man yells
to the bartender; “Hey , you wanna hear a blond joke?”
The bar falls quiet. In a deep husky voice the woman next to him says;
“Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender
is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I’m a 1.82 tall, 90kg blonde with a
black belt in karate. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and she’s
a weight lifter. The lady to your right is blonde and she’s a
pro-wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister; You still wanna tell that
The man says; “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
Did you notice how I managed to make it a Blonde or an elephant joke?
BTW, Blonde = female, Blond = male.
“Blog Joke Day” is the title.
OK, if you are IN you need to post the joke above on Friday 13th Oct.
along with your own favourite joke, be it Blond, Elephant or topic of
choice, with any sort of luck we will all get a good chuckle out of this,
let’s kick the old Friday the 13th hoodoo out the door, and please don’t
start callin’ it a meme, I don’t do memes.
There are 71 on my blog roll, it would be expecting too much to have
you all participate but lets give it a try and see just how many players
we can get, invite your friends to play, they don’t have to be on my
blog roll, but chances are they will be if they play along with us.
If you decide to have a go at this leave me a comment so I don't miss