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Saturday, February 24, 2007

Gathered from all over

Some bits and pieces that have been gathered from all over the
and it seemed like a good time to use them up.

Don't EVER take lollies from
a stranger.

Now heres a scary image I don't

care how broad minded you are

this has got to be at least mildly


The Great Australian yarn.

This was the winner:

Two cattle drovers standing in an Outback bar.

One asked, "What are ya up to, Mate?"

"Ahh, I'm takin' a mob of 6000 from Goondiwindi to Gympie."

"Oh yeah........and what route are you takin'?"

"Ah, prob'ly the Missus.............. after all, she stuck by me
durin' the drought."

This is a guaranteed

way to get banned

from Disneyland


Loved the guy on

the right!!

(Yes they are real


The nursing home.

An Arab family was considering putting their grandfather in a nursing
home. Since most of the facilities were completely full, they had to put
him in a Jewish home. After a few weeks in the Jewish facility, they
came to visit grandpa.

"How do you like it here?" asks the grandson.

"It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful,"
says grandpa.

"We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong
place for you. You know, since you are a little different from everyone."

"Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the
residents here," grandpa says with a big smile. "There's a musician
here -- he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years
and everyone still calls him 'Maestro'!"

"There is a judge in here -- he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on
the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him 'Your Honor'!"

And there's a physician here -- 90 years ! old. He hasn't been
practicing medicine for 25 years and everyone still calls him 'Doctor'!"

"And what about you Grandpa" - asks the grandson.

"And me...., I haven't had sex for 35 years and they still call me
The F*****g Arab!'"

I suppose its not proof that you are gay, but you're really gonna
hate that picture when you grow up.


c'est moi said...

Hilarious stuff. Thanks for the chuckles.

Lee said...

I'll never use one of those candy machines again...not that I ever have! ;)

Jeanette said...

Hi Peter, I definately wont take sweets from that person.and the look on that babies face is priceless. had a good chuckle tonight.Take Care, Jan

Katherine said...

Oh, you are so bad! In a good way, of course.

Christina said...

Funny! I LOVE the look on that baby's face. And, yes, that first image was more than mildly disturbing.

i didn't get the one about the cattle drovers...what am I missing?

Jack K. said...

I had the same problem as Christina. I think it has to do with the translation of route, or router. I bet if I did know the idiomatic speech I still wouldn't get it. Some days nothing makes sense.

Loved the pics. glad to see the baby got through. Poor l little bugger. tee hee, giggle.

Puss-in-Boots said...

I've never seen a lolly vending machine quite like that before. Don't really know if I want to, either.

Tell me, Peter. Are you a boob man? I just get that feeling...(grin).

ZHP said...

Nice Site! Greetings from Mexico! :)

Hale McKay said...

That baby in the picture needs a stunt double! I'm free!

Jack K. said...

Too late Hale, Peter already signed up. tee hee