Temperature Gauges we all can use.
There are clear indicators to show us when the Air Conditioning is
Just as when we are out at the seaside there are indicators.
We are urging people to sign a petition demanding strict control or
total elimination of the chemical “dihydrogen monoxide.”
And for plenty of good reasons, since:
1. it can cause excessive sweating and vomiting
2. it is a major component in acid rain
3. it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
4. accidental inhalation can kill you
5. it contributes to erosion
6. it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes
7. it has been found in tumours of terminal cancer patients
We asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical.
* Forty-three (43) said yes,
* six (6) were undecided,
* and only one (1) refused.
(He knew that the chemical was water.)
This post has been put together from the following source.
A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater
Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting to show how
conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science
and spreading fear of everything in our environment.
In his project he gave the information shown above and posed
the question; ‘just how gullible have we become?’
The nursing home.
An Arab family was considering putting their grandfather in a
nursing home. Since most of the facilities were completely full, they
had to put him in a Jewish home. After a few weeks in the Jewish
facility, they came to visit grandpa.
"How do you like it here?" asks the grandson.
"It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful,"
"We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong
place for you. You know, since you are a little different from everyone."
"Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the
residents here," grandpa says with a big smile. "There's a musician
here -- he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years
and everyone still calls him 'Maestro'!"
"There is a judge in here -- he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on
the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him 'Your Honor'!"
And there's a physician here -- 90 years ! old. He hasn't been
practicing medicine for 25 years and everyone still calls him
"And what about you Grandpa" - asks the grandson.
"And me...., I haven't had sex for 35 years and they still call me
“The f*****g Arab!'"