Some photos that clearly display impending doom.
One small step for man!!
One loud SPLAT for mankind.
Now this one is just a lot of Bull
How the hell do I make
this thing go up???
Don't forget to look to the right
there's a view to die for!!!!
Hey Dad, I've got something
to tell you.
They're caption says it all.
Well all except,
Get me the hell up, now!!
THE INDIAN WITH ONE TESTICLE ( he was feelin' blue.)
There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and
Whose given name was Onestone.
He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked
And said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"
The word got around and nobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and
Said, "Good morning, Onestone."
He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the
He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died
The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised
He would do.
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name
Until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed
When she saw Onestone.
She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone."
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then
He made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made
love to Her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but
Yellow Bird Wouldn't die!
What is the moral of this
OH, Come on...take a guess!
Think about it...
And the moral is..
You can't kill two birds with one stone!!