"In the beginning"

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Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Some last minute photos!!


Some photos that clearly display impending doom.







FORE!!!!!

















One small step for man!!

One loud SPLAT for mankind.











Now this one is just a lot of Bull













How the hell do I make
this thing go up???













Don't forget to look to the right
there's a view to die for!!!!












Hey Dad, I've got something
to tell you.














They're caption says it all.

Well all except,
Get me the hell up, now!!









THE INDIAN WITH ONE TESTICLE ( he was feelin' blue.)

There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and
Whose given name was Onestone.

He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him
Onestone.

After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked
And said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"

The word got around and nobody called him that any more.

Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and
Said, "Good morning, Onestone."

He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the
Forest where he made love to her all day and all night.

He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died
From exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised
He would do.

Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name
Until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after
being away.

Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed
When she saw Onestone.

She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone."

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then
He made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made
love to Her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but
Yellow Bird Wouldn't die!

What is the moral of this
Story?????...........................

OH, Come on...take a guess!

Think about it...


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And the moral is..
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You can't kill two birds with one stone!!








23 comments:

Dave said...

Great pics Peter, and funny joke! *S*

JunieRose2005 said...

Loved the pics_ and the joke was very funny! ( felt I should have Got it-but didn't!!)



June

Jeanette said...

Hi Peter Nice Pics. I laughed at the joke before i got to the end .
If all goes to plan arrive Hervey bay 3rd, fly out 10th july.I havent been in touch with Jeanne yet.

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Stellar post! Damn, that joke was hi-god-damn-larious.

Also, I loved those picks. They made my stomach turn.

I'm loving that my browser now handles your website. How weird that it just decided to work one day.

Christina said...

Awesome pics! And ROFL @ Onestone...very funny!

Jamie Dawn said...

Sounds as if Onestone was not in need of Viagra. Having a single stone didn't hinder his performance in any way.

Those are some scary photos!!

Hale McKay said...

No, but I guess it takes some stones to tell that joke!

Fantastic pic of that helicopter - Spielberg would have loved that scene in his movie "Jaws."

Suzz said...

Hi, Peter. Just caught up with all your recent postings. Entertaining and delightful as usual. Love your photos.

Lucy said...

Ha Ha Ha... That was a good story...

Those pics are fun... except the guy looking over the side of that building -- whoaaaa.

Joy Des Jardins said...

Great pics Peter, albeit pretty scary. They gave me the willies.

Big Dave T said...

Good punchline, but I've got one of my own. Seriously, I made this joke up.

Many centuries ago, in Kurdistan (now part of Iraq), a doctor was treating two of the wounded from a local battle. After he was done, the soldiers said they had no money and asked the doctor to send a bill to their home.

Since this was before papyrus or paper was invented, the doctor had to chisel his bill onto a slab of granite. He was about to do the second bill, when he noticed that the two soldiers were neighbors. So he decided to to simply turn the slab over and chisel the second bill for his services on the other side. So see the punchline coming?

This doctor became the first person to bill two Kurds with one stone.

Gledwood said...

those photos are well entertaining~!!

Lee said...

Hiya Twostone...I bet it's cold up your way too...cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey...perhaps that was Onestone's problem!

OldHorsetailSnake said...

Sick! That's what you be, sick! Oh, also funny......

Cliff Morrow said...

Peter? Peter who? Nope I don't know him.
Okay, funny and scary post all in one. Kinda like looking at a Hillary C for president poster.

Walker said...

ha ha ha I loved that joke.

Puss-in-Boots said...

Hi Peter

It's very chilly here tonight, but at least a laugh at your joke got some muscles moving.

The last picture is a hairy one...glad it wasn't me.

Jim said...

Peter, I can't say more than has been said about your riddle joke.
Maybe the Indians don't like it though, I won't aks my Indian friend.

Your second scary picture is from the Eifel Tower. You can't go there without using a camera some way.

Last post, the Black Mustang convertible reminds me of mine. Even an older one like this or mine, women just can't leave it or
the driver alone.
Thanks for this pic, I always see my admirers from the front, I only have to imagine other views.
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Jack K. said...

Great photos. Seen some of them.

as for he joke. seen it before too.

Response now just like then,

GROAN

Rachel said...

That one picture of the foot and looking down almost makes me sick! I can't stand being that high!!

Great pictures and I almost busted a gut with Onestone!! How funny!!!! ROFL funny!! Thanks Peter!!!

Lucy Stern said...

Great pictures.....

The Chick said...

~Groan~

Merle said...

Hi Peter ~~ Great pics, Jan also sent them to me. The joke was a good one too. Thanks for your comments, So the Special Teacher got to you. I
Hadn't read it before, but a lot had. The cold is OK and shouldn't last long. John said the Ulysses Club is different to the GTR Far Riders one.
Take care, Cheers, Merle.