With obesity a factor in most of our lives now-a-days cellulite has become more
of a problem area than it ever was in the past.
We can choose to accept this or to stress out about it, but regardless of our
choice there seems to be very little one can do about ridding ourselves of this
unwelcome visitor once he comes to stay.
Or is there????
We could try just taking the matter gently in hand and getting on with life!!!!!
I'm going to make an assumption here that the Australian girl Schapelle Corby
who was convicted on a drugs charge in Bali in 2005 made it into the world news.
Briefly the then 28 year old Schapelle was convicted of importing 4.1 kgs of
cannabis into Indonesia in her surfboard bag, she has steadfastly denied this
charge claiming that baggage handlers at Sydney airport must have tampered
with her board bag.
Despite these claims she was convicted and sentenced to 20 years in prison.
she is currently serving this sentence at the notorious Kertokakam Prison in
She lost an appeal to have her sentence reduced or quashed in 2006, this has
led to the internet appearance of "CONVICTION" perfume.
A very clever play on words UNLESS your name happens to be Schapelle Corby.
Hoss loaned this one to Raggedy and I
stole borrowed it from there.
So I went to the Patent Office to register some of my inventions. I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out. She wrote down my personal info and then asked me what I had invented.
I said, "A folding bottle."
She said, "Okay, what do you call it?"
She she asks, "What else do you have?"
"A folding carton."
"What do you call it?"
She snickered and said, "Those are silly names for products and one of them sounds kind of crude."
I was so upset I grabbed the form and left the office without even telling her about my folding bucket.