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Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Olympic tickets

There is no doubt that there will be some problems unique to the 2008 Games,
just try yourself out with this test to see what I mean.


To participate is very easy, just view the attached photo, correctly
answer the following questions and send your answers to the
International Olympic Committee:

1. Which student seems to appear tired / sleepy?
2. Which ones are male twins?
3. Which ones are the female twins?
4. How many women are in the group?
5. Which one is the teacher?

Good Luck!!!!

Click to enbiggen.

Call centre, Tech support.

Mujibar was trying to get a job in

The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass
it you cannot qualify for this job."

Mujibar said, "I am ready"

The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister manager, I am ready"

The manager said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow,
this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for computer problems

No doubt you have spoken to him. I KNOW I have.


kenju said...

That top photo is something else, Peter!

wazza said...

Gidday Peter,
Oh my bloody goodness I'm sure I have spoken with Mujibar as well, as I'm sure he was the one who helped me with some enlish speling for my bog.

Pamela said...

oh dear.
I won't attempt your Olympic fun, but will agree I've spoken to that fellow in the call center. What is so irritating is the "hello this is John" -- when you know it really is Vymal.

Puss-in-Boots said...

That guy has rung me a few times. Now that I know who he is I can scream blue murder at him...

Rachel said...

I've talked to him many times unfortunately!!

Raggedy said...

I think I have talked to that guy!
Have a wonderful day!
(=':'=) huggles
(")_ (")Š from
the Cool Raggedy one

Big Dave T said...

My wife talked to that guy from India when we didn't get our monthly Verizon bill for our internet. He said he was sorry but we would just get double-billed next month. I think there should be a late billing penalty, as there is a late payment penalty. Only fair, right?

Happy Thanksgiving--leastways it is here in the states.

Cliff said...

I don't have even the smallest chance of winning those tickets. That was great, really funny stuff Peter. I've eaten too much t dinner so am going to bed to sleep it off.

Miss Cellania said...

Mujibar calls me from AT&T a couple of times a week to try to get me to go back to DSL.

junebug said...

That is so funny....