Happy New Year for 2008
Next weeks Hostess is Lisa's Chaos, get over and register
Here's the link.
When I started to prepare my post I found I had a problem... I didn't
want to cross any boundaries or give people the wrong idea about any
of these subjects!!! Click to enbiggen cartoons.
Like my views on marriage.
Or on arts and crafts.
or male/female fruits
On anyones sexual
Or on anyones political
or Dubya, before or after makeup.
So I closed the cartoon file before it got me in trouble and headed for the joke file hoping to find
some firmer ground.
The shot glass.
An Australian, a Kiwi and South African are drinking in a bar one night.
All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer and
throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots
the glass to pieces. "In Seth Efrica our glasses are so
cheap that we don't need to drink From the same glass
twice" he says.
The Kiwi, obviously impressed by this drink his beer,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out a gun and
shoots the glass to pieces. "Wull mate, in Noo Zulland
we have so much sand to make glasses we don't need to
drink out of the same glass twice either" he says.
The Australian, cool as a koala, picks up his beer and
drinks it, throws his glass in the air, pulls out his
gun and shoots the South African & the Kiwi. He turns to
the astonished barman and says: In Strailya mate, we have
so many bloody South Africans and Kiwis that we don't
need to drink with the same ones twice.
OOPS, not sure that one is entirely free of controversy either.
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this
big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grab his drink and gulps it
down in one swig.
The poor little guy starts crying.
"Come on man. I was just giving you a hard time," the truck driver says. "I can't
stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I can't do
anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss
fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I
don't have any insurance. I grabbed a cab home but after the cab left, I
discovered my wallet was still in the cab. At home I found my wife in bed with
"So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life,
and then you show up and drink my damn poison!"
Oh Well... I did my best folks!!!!! and if the host can't follow Da Rules......
why should anyone else... go on just have some fun!!!!!!!
By The Way.
If you haven't caught up with the registry of FM Players I compiled it is here.
For anyone who didn't notice it there is a dropdown list of the known players at
the top of my sidebar, many thanks to Carrie Sue, who sent me the code for this.
I'm sure we can pass this on to anyone interested in displaying it, but we should
check with Carrie Sue as to the "how to" in case there are problems.
At this stage I have not had any requests for Hosting next week, Ya better get on
with it or ya might get stuck with me again.... We Wouldn't Want That!!!!!!!!!!!!!