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Monday, December 31, 2007

Fun Monday Post Dec. 31






















H
appy New Year for 2008

Update.

Next weeks Hostess is Lisa's Chaos, get over and register
Here's the link.
http://www.lisaschaos.blog-city.com/


When I started to prepare my post I found I had a problem... I didn't
want to cross any boundaries or give people the wrong idea about any
of these subjects!!! Click to enbiggen cartoons.



Like my views on marriage.














Or on arts and crafts.

or male/female fruits










On anyones sexual
preferences.







Or on anyones political
views,

Bills preferences




or Dubya, before or after makeup.




So I closed the cartoon file before it got me in trouble and headed for the joke file hoping to find
some firmer ground.

The shot glass.

An Australian, a Kiwi and South African are drinking in a bar one night.

All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer and
throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots
the glass to pieces.
"In Seth Efrica our glasses are so
cheap that we don't need to drink From the same glass
twice" he says.

The Kiwi, obviously impressed by this drink his beer,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out a gun and
shoots the glass to pieces.
"Wull mate, in Noo Zulland
we have so much sand
to make glasses we don't need to
drink out of the same glass twice either" he says.

The Australian, cool as a koala, picks up his beer and
drinks it, throws his glass in the air, pulls out his
gun and shoots the South African & the Kiwi.
He turns to
the astonished barman and says: In Strailya mate, we have
so many bloody South Africans and Kiwis that we don't
need to drink with the same ones twice.


OOPS, not sure that one is entirely free of controversy either.

One more for the road while we are in the bar.

A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this
big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grab his drink and gulps it
down in one swig.

The poor little guy starts crying.

"Come on man. I was just giving you a hard time," the truck driver says. "I can't
stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I can't do
anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss
fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I
don't have any insurance. I grabbed a cab home but after the cab left, I
discovered my wallet was still in the cab. At home I found my wife in bed with
our gardener."

"So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life,
and then you show up and drink my damn poison!"


Oh Well... I did my best folks!!!!! and if the host can't follow Da Rules......
why should anyone else... go on just have some fun!!!!!!!


By The Way.

If you haven't caught up with the registry of FM Players I compiled it is here.

For anyone who didn't notice it there is a dropdown list of the known players at
the top of my sidebar, many thanks to Carrie Sue, who sent me the code for this.
I'm sure we can pass this on to anyone interested in displaying it, but we should
check with Carrie Sue as to the "how to" in case there are problems.

I would like to thank all the people who had suggestions and encouragement for the
ideas that I put forward, special thanks to Robin and to Chris B for their ongoing efforts.

At this stage I have not had any requests for Hosting next week, Ya better get on
with it or ya might get stuck with me again.... We Wouldn't Want That!!!!!!!!!!!!!



38 comments:

kenju said...

Peter, you're bound to get into trouble with any one of these....
LOL! I love 'em.

Junebug said...

I love to embiggen cartoons. They were very funny.

karisma said...

Very funny! And its not even Monday yet!

Aoj & The Lurchers said...

Very funny! Just the giggle I needed tonight!

Hootin' Anni said...

The last two are terrific....I spewed my drink all over the desk and it came out my nose. I'm LOL!!!!

Oh how I am going to enjoy this Monday.

My cartoons are posted too.

Slavenka said...

Hi! Funny cartoons :)
I wish you Happy New Year !

mjd said...

Hey Peter,
Happy New Year, thank you for being the last Fun Monday host of 2007. You have selected a very fun task. I look forward to laughing my way into the new year on this Fun Monday.

kitten said...

Shoot! I better go back and a little more to mine, yall might fall a sleep!
Very cute and funny! LOL!
Thank you for Hosting!

AnGlOpHiLe FoOtBaLl FaNaTiC said...

I laughed a good one, Peter. I must seriously have taken an extended holiday as I didn't even know there was a FM this week. I'm so sorry. I would partake, but from the ones I've seen mine would pale in comparison.

Also, just FYI, your time thing says USA Central time, but it's actually USA Eastern. You made me think I'd been on an hour longer than I had & I did a serious double-take.

Alison said...

Thanks so much for hosting this week Peter! I love the cartoons, especially the safe sex one!! Great laughs..

Lee said...

Happy New Year to you, Peter. I hope you have a wonderful 2008. :)

Cliff said...

Funny stuff again Peter. You must lie awake at night to come up with these.

Alix said...

They were so funny, I loved the safe sex and the Mona Lisa ones!
Thanks for hosting, great idea!
Happy new Year

ChrisB said...

I love all your jokes. This is a Fun way to end and start the Year. I think Carrie Sue's drop down list is a really good idea.
I won't have my post up until later today.
Happy New Year.

Dave said...

*LOL* Both great ones Peter!!!!

Happy New Years my friend!

Aoj & The Lurchers said...

If it's not too forward of me being a newbie to Fun Monday, I'd be happy to host the next one!

Junebug said...

My post is finally up!

laurie said...

ha! love the australian drinking joke.

lisa's chaos said...

You were sure a busy host! And a good one. :) You had me giggling and I'm just amazed at how much work you've put into the organizational side of things. :)

I'd be happy to host.

coloursofdawn said...

Not sure if you have to worry about your image with these; I guess it depends on what people thought of you before;-). Those were funny. I liked the joke about the drinks the best.

JunieRose2005 said...

:) Funny jokes, Peter.


Happy New Year to you!


June

No_Newz said...

That in my humble opinion, was a very politically correct post. :)

Happy new year!

Big Dave T said...

Happy New Year to ya, Peter. After reading your cartoons and jokes, I wonder what you REALLY think about us Americans.

alisonwonderland said...

thanks for the laughs, Peter! happy Monday!

Sauntering Soul said...

Thanks for hosting this week.

Love all of your cartoons and jokes....very funny!

Happy New Year!

Walker said...

Happy New Year Peter,
Great jokes as always and the cartoons LOL

I hope you have a great 2008

ellen b. said...

Thanks for hosting this week Peter! Have a Happy New Year!

swampy said...

Snort ! Snort !
Thanks for being such a humorous host for FM.
Happy Happy New Year to You and Yours.

Pamela said...

You do!!!

wazza said...

Gidday Peter,

Loved the two bar jokes.
We can always trust you to finish off the year with laughter.

BS said...

You made me SMILE for sure !! Happy New Year and thanks for being such a FUN host.

Michelle said...

Those were all very funny!! Thanks for the laugh!!

The Rotten Correspondent said...

Very funny. Politically correct is totally over rated!

Thanks for hosting. This was fun.

Rachel said...

Thanks Peter for making me laugh tonight!! You do come up with some good ones!! Loved that safe sex cartoon!

I wish you a very Happy New Year!!

Kaycie said...

Peter, this was a great idea. I laughed a lot. Thanks for hosting.

I really like your cartoons.

Robinella said...

Can't believe I missed commenting. Very entertaining stuff. HAHA

Kaytabug said...

LOVE these!! Very,very Funny!! Thanks for hosting this week!!

Have a Happy New Year!!!

Jo Beaufoix said...

Happy New Year Peter.
I'm so late with my visits the posts have all been fab. Thanks for hosting such a funny fun Monday. Happy New Year.