Happy New Year for 2008
Update.
Next weeks Hostess is Lisa's Chaos, get over and register
Here's the link.
http://www.lisaschaos.blog-city.com/
When I started to prepare my post I found I had a problem... I didn't
want to cross any boundaries or give people the wrong idea about any
of these subjects!!! Click to enbiggen cartoons.
Like my views on marriage.
Or on arts and crafts.
or male/female fruits
On anyones sexual
preferences.
Or on anyones political
views,
Bills preferences
or Dubya, before or after makeup.
So I closed the cartoon file before it got me in trouble and headed for the joke file hoping to find
some firmer ground.
The shot glass.
All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer and
throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots
the glass to pieces. "In Seth Efrica our glasses are so
cheap that we don't need to drink From the same glass
twice" he says.
The Kiwi, obviously impressed by this drink his beer,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out a gun and
shoots the glass to pieces. "Wull mate, in Noo Zulland
we have so much sand to make glasses we don't need to
drink out of the same glass twice either" he says.
The Australian, cool as a koala, picks up his beer and
drinks it, throws his glass in the air, pulls out his
gun and shoots the South African & the Kiwi. He turns to
the astonished barman and says: In Strailya mate, we have
so many bloody South Africans and Kiwis that we don't
need to drink with the same ones twice.
OOPS, not sure that one is entirely free of controversy either.
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this
big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grab his drink and gulps it
down in one swig.
stand to see a man crying."
anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss
fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I
don't have any insurance. I grabbed a cab home but after the cab left, I
discovered my wallet was still in the cab. At home I found my wife in bed with
our gardener."
and then you show up and drink my damn poison!"
Oh Well... I did my best folks!!!!! and if the host can't follow Da Rules......
why should anyone else... go on just have some fun!!!!!!!
By The Way.
If you haven't caught up with the registry of FM Players I compiled it is here.
For anyone who didn't notice it there is a dropdown list of the known players at
the top of my sidebar, many thanks to Carrie Sue, who sent me the code for this.
I'm sure we can pass this on to anyone interested in displaying it, but we should
check with Carrie Sue as to the "how to" in case there are problems.
I would like to thank all the people who had suggestions and encouragement for the
ideas that I put forward, special thanks to Robin and to Chris B for their ongoing efforts.
At this stage I have not had any requests for Hosting next week, Ya better get on
with it or ya might get stuck with me again.... We Wouldn't Want That!!!!!!!!!!!!!
37 comments:
Peter, you're bound to get into trouble with any one of these....
LOL! I love 'em.
I love to embiggen cartoons. They were very funny.
Very funny! And its not even Monday yet!
Very funny! Just the giggle I needed tonight!
The last two are terrific....I spewed my drink all over the desk and it came out my nose. I'm LOL!!!!
Oh how I am going to enjoy this Monday.
My cartoons are posted too.
Hi! Funny cartoons :)
I wish you Happy New Year !
Hey Peter,
Happy New Year, thank you for being the last Fun Monday host of 2007. You have selected a very fun task. I look forward to laughing my way into the new year on this Fun Monday.
Shoot! I better go back and a little more to mine, yall might fall a sleep!
Very cute and funny! LOL!
Thank you for Hosting!
I laughed a good one, Peter. I must seriously have taken an extended holiday as I didn't even know there was a FM this week. I'm so sorry. I would partake, but from the ones I've seen mine would pale in comparison.
Also, just FYI, your time thing says USA Central time, but it's actually USA Eastern. You made me think I'd been on an hour longer than I had & I did a serious double-take.
Thanks so much for hosting this week Peter! I love the cartoons, especially the safe sex one!! Great laughs..
Happy New Year to you, Peter. I hope you have a wonderful 2008. :)
Funny stuff again Peter. You must lie awake at night to come up with these.
They were so funny, I loved the safe sex and the Mona Lisa ones!
Thanks for hosting, great idea!
Happy new Year
I love all your jokes. This is a Fun way to end and start the Year. I think Carrie Sue's drop down list is a really good idea.
I won't have my post up until later today.
Happy New Year.
*LOL* Both great ones Peter!!!!
Happy New Years my friend!
If it's not too forward of me being a newbie to Fun Monday, I'd be happy to host the next one!
My post is finally up!
You were sure a busy host! And a good one. :) You had me giggling and I'm just amazed at how much work you've put into the organizational side of things. :)
I'd be happy to host.
Not sure if you have to worry about your image with these; I guess it depends on what people thought of you before;-). Those were funny. I liked the joke about the drinks the best.
:) Funny jokes, Peter.
Happy New Year to you!
June
That in my humble opinion, was a very politically correct post. :)
Happy new year!
Happy New Year to ya, Peter. After reading your cartoons and jokes, I wonder what you REALLY think about us Americans.
thanks for the laughs, Peter! happy Monday!
Thanks for hosting this week.
Love all of your cartoons and jokes....very funny!
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year Peter,
Great jokes as always and the cartoons LOL
I hope you have a great 2008
Thanks for hosting this week Peter! Have a Happy New Year!
Snort ! Snort !
Thanks for being such a humorous host for FM.
Happy Happy New Year to You and Yours.
You do!!!
Gidday Peter,
Loved the two bar jokes.
We can always trust you to finish off the year with laughter.
You made me SMILE for sure !! Happy New Year and thanks for being such a FUN host.
Those were all very funny!! Thanks for the laugh!!
Very funny. Politically correct is totally over rated!
Thanks for hosting. This was fun.
Thanks Peter for making me laugh tonight!! You do come up with some good ones!! Loved that safe sex cartoon!
I wish you a very Happy New Year!!
Peter, this was a great idea. I laughed a lot. Thanks for hosting.
I really like your cartoons.
Can't believe I missed commenting. Very entertaining stuff. HAHA
LOVE these!! Very,very Funny!! Thanks for hosting this week!!
Have a Happy New Year!!!
Happy New Year Peter.
I'm so late with my visits the posts have all been fab. Thanks for hosting such a funny fun Monday. Happy New Year.
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