A small church down in Texas had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. As a result she distracted the congregation considerably.
The very proper church ladies were appalled. They decided that something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.
So one of the ladies approached the organist very discreetly and told her to mash up some green, unripe persimmons and rub them on the nipples of her breasts. The breasts would then shrink temporarily in size, the ladies told her, but they warned her to not eat any of the green persimmons .'because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk proper for a while'.
The organist agreed to try it, so on Saturday evening she rubbed her ample breasts with mashed persimmons.
On Sunday morning the minister got up in the pulpit and said...
The only photos I could find of ample breasted ladies showed them without covering... and I didn't want to shock any readers... AGAIN.