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Friday, October 30, 2009

Green Persimmons


A small church down in Texas had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. As a result she distracted the congregation considerably.

The very proper church ladies were appalled. They decided that something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.

So one of the ladies approached the organist very discreetly and told her to mash up some green, unripe persimmons and rub them on the nipples of her breasts. The breasts would then shrink temporarily in size, the ladies told her, but they warned her to not eat any of the green persimmons .'because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk proper for a while'.

The organist agreed to try it, so on Saturday evening she rubbed her ample breasts with mashed persimmons.

On Sunday morning the minister got up in the pulpit and said...

“Due to thircumsthanthes bewond my contwol, we will not hath a thermon tewday.”

The only photos I could find of ample breasted ladies showed them without covering... and I didn't want to shock any readers... AGAIN.


Cliff said...

That's funny Peter. Good one.

Jamie Dawn said...

From this post, I gather you are keeping up with your breast ogling exercise program I blogged about.

Funny joke!

I like your new car, and it's great that you spent the extra bucks and bought those snazzy new jeans too.
You are riding in style!!


It's Halloween here tomorrow night.
Scary times and lots of candy!!

kenju said...

Funny one, Peter!

Merle said...

Hi Peter ~~ Good joke and good judgment for not posting more
naked women. I hope to post tomorrow and have a joke about them in mind.
Take care, Merle.

Jack K. said...

Funny joke. It crossed my path earlier, probably on another blog. It is still funny.

Like your new car. Thanks for sharing the photo. Now can you get Vicki's photo back there. Some how she is more photogenic than you. snicker, giggle, guffaw, snerx.

You might want to check out Hale's latest posting if you are interested in the latest style in bra's.

Hale McKay said...

LOL, Peter.

Great joke and a new one to me!

(You've got readers who'd be shocked by exposed breasts - [sic] besides me?) :o}

Pamela said...

cute, cute!

Puss-in-Boots said...

Hahahahaha! Good one, Peter.

Merle said...

Hi Peter ~~ Good surprise to hear you are having a trip in the new gold car. I presume Warren will come also. Looking forward to seeing you both in a couple of weeks.
Take care, and see you soon. Merle.

Dave said...

*LOL* Excellent...!

Hale McKay said...


I "borrowed" this joke, and I found a good picture to go with it.

I posted the joke (with credit to you) in my post titled:
Sermons On Mount(ing).