It's Raining, It's Pouring
Oh sh!t, it's Global Warming.
To fetch some chips and sweeties.
He can't keep his heart rate down
And she's got diabetes.
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its @rse
And turned its wool to nylon.
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
Between two chunks of bread.
Its fleece was white and wispy.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now it's black and crispy.
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too cause he was gay
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass
And grabbed her ass
Now two of his teeth are missing.
It just goes to prove nothing is sacred anymore though.