It's a slow day in a little
On this particular day a rich tourist from back east is driving through town. He stops at the motel and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night.
As soon as the man walks upstairs, the owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.
The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig farmer.
The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill at the supplier of feed and fuel.
The guy at the Farmer's Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her "services" on credit.
The hooker rushes to the motel and pays off her room bill with the motel owner.
The motel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the rich traveler will not suspect anything.
At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, picks up the $100 bill, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the money, and leaves town.
No one produced anything. No one earned anything.
However, the whole town is now out of debt and now looks to the future with great optimism.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the
5 comments:
Now THAT, was outstanding! *ROTFL*
That's terrific!!! I like it, said the boy!! (Whoops! Girl)!
Sounds about right! Even my 12 year old found that amazingly funny!
but the motel owner is out $100... as he didn't get to keep the hookers money the hooker owed him
Yup - that's pretty much how it's working. Or rather, NOT working.
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