Holties House: Unconcious Mutterings 369

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Unconcious Mutterings 369

Not exactly sure where my mind was today.... some of these answers sound strange even to me!!!

Teeth ::The shark has pearly teeth dear....

Sweeten ::The deal

Demons ::Melbourne AFL team nickname

Pizza ::Cheap Tuesday

Protector ::Robin Hood

Smooth ::Sailing

Coat ::Of many colours

Pebbles ::Will rock you

Pregnant ::Pause

Sing :: A song of sixpence

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3 comments:

Dave said...: First post.. WHOO HOO!

I'd have done almost all the same as you Peter, except #8 Pebbles, I'd have said Bam Bam! *LOL*; Mon Feb 22, 10:36:00 pm
Janell said...: Here's mine:
Teeth ::Brush and floss daily
Sweeten ::with honey
Demons ::Nothing to trifle with
Pizza ::Do you have an Australian special recipe?
Protector ::Comforter
Smooth ::Seagram's Extra Smooth Vodka - yum
Coat ::of paint
Pebbles ::I once met a lady by the name of Pebble. Her last name is Pearl. I tried very hard not to laugh when we were introduced.
Pregnant ::I'm not.
Sing :: to your heart's content!; Fri Feb 26, 03:25:00 am
Pamela said...: I love Dave's Bam Bam. I should have copied and written my responses.; Wed Mar 10, 06:13:00 am

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Unconcious Mutterings 369

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