Holties House: American Pie

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

American Pie

This parody of Don McLean's all time classic American Pie has to be one of the best ever made, please enjoy!!!!

6 comments:

Merle said...: Hi Peter ~~ Very clever. I take it the US also get everything made in China TOO.
Geoff F. rang me last night with the
boast "mine's bigger than yours"
We talked for a while, you should try to visit again. His news isn't very good. Take care,Cheers, Merle.; Wed Mar 31, 02:16:00 pm
kenju said...: A very good parody!! I've heard of that group before, and yes, Merle, we do get a lot of stuff made in China.; Wed Mar 31, 02:36:00 pm
Dave said...: *LOL* Well I don't know if it's THAT bad....! (here I mean); Wed Mar 31, 10:20:00 pm
Lee said...: Good stuff, Peter! Have a great Easter...sit back, relax, enjoy and eat lots of chocolate!; Thu Apr 01, 08:08:00 am
Walker said...: Everything is made in China including the problems they bring with them.
Great clip though; Thu Apr 01, 08:21:00 am
Hale McKay said...: You know I like parodies and this one ... I love it!!; Sun Apr 04, 03:08:00 pm

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Wednesday, March 31, 2010

American Pie

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