One of my less than honorable friends sent me this one....
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I'll say no more about THIS except that I received it from a friend who shall remain nameless.... but his name begins with Wazza.
And from the same source.
CATHOLIC COFFEE
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,
Slim,
Tall,
38D Breast,
24" Waist,
34" Hips...
When she walks into a room people say,"Oh My God...!!!!!!"
I don't think there is much for me to add !!!!!!
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