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Saturday, April 16, 2005

Joke 8

Husband Mart

A new store named Husband-Mart opened. Husband-Mart is a store where women can go and choose a husband from among many men.

The store is composed of six floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flight of stairs

There is, however, a catch, as you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So, this woman goes to the shopping centre to find a husband

On the first floor the sign on the door reads;

Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself

"Well, that is better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what is further up?

So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids

The woman remarks to herself,

"That's great, but I wonder what's further up?"

And up she goes.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.

"Hmm, better," she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

Up she goes.

The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.

"Wow!” exclaims the woman, "very tempting. But, there must be more further up

And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be waiting for me on the sixth floor?"

So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 1,260,459,789,015 to this floor.

There are no men on this floor.

This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for

shopping at Husband-Mart and have a nice day!

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