Joke of the week

holtieshouse They might be old, they might be new, they might be clean,
they might be blue, but they will be funny.
There was a couple who had been trying to start a family for many months
without success.
They went to their local GP for advice, he suggested they visit the sexual
problems unit at their local hospital.
When they arrived the doctor in charge suggested that they start with a
sperm count check on the husband. He was given a small jar and told to
bring it back the next morning for analysis. Next morning he reported to
the doctor with his little jar.
When the doctor looked at it he said, "there's nothing in here." "no"
said the man "I really tried first right handed, then left handed, My wife
had a go as well, then my mother in law came around, she tried, teeth in
teeth out, but you know none of us could get the lid off that bloody jar."