"In the beginning"


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Friday, April 29, 2005

Sound Parenting

An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her
period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the
drugstore and buys pregnancy kit. The test result shows that
the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that
did this to you? I want to know!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a
Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished
man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit
steps out of it and enters the house. He sits in the living room with
the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them: "Good morning,
your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't
marry her because of my personal family situation,
but I'll take charge.

If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two retail stores, a townhouse,
a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
$2,000,000 bank account.

If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a
miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "Then you try again"

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