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Friday, April 29, 2005

Why I Fired My Secretary

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning

I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!" and probably have a present for me.

As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday.
I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will remember...

The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent...

As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss. Happy Birthday!" And I felt a little better that someone had remembered.

I worked until
noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."

I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day.”Let's go!"

We went to lunch. We did not go where we normally go; instead, we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"

I said, "No, I guess not."

She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable."

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake --- followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

And I just sat there --- on the couch --- naked.


Merle said...

This is a good one too. Basically I am just learning to post comments.

Peter said...

That's fine, basically I'm just learning to tell jokes

JunieRose2005 said...

'Why I Fired My Secretary'

I just came across these jokes while exploring your archives!

All I can say for this joke is 'Oh,MY!'

:) - NOW I'll go read the rest of them!