In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step. About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic, turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we were friends."
I love a sunburnt country. A land of sweeping plains. Of ragged mountain ranges. Of droughts and flooding rains.
"In the beginning"
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Tuesday, May 17, 2005
Tight Mini Skirt
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Oh, sorry. Hi, mi name is Adrián, I`m from Argentina (South America).
I want other people for this place, the Internet. I have a page where writing some ideas of my life.
While surfing by the net, I arrive at this blog. My intention is appear in the comments, he. And, if you understand my language (spanish), I`ll be invitate to my webpage.
¡Nos vemos, amigo! (See you, friend!). I hope your aparition in my blog. Thanks, good luck.
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