A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help.
She begins to pray... "God, please help me I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery."
Lottery night comes, and somebody else wins.
She again prays... "God, please let me win the lottery! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."
Lottery night comes and she still has no luck.
Once again, she prays... "My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving.
I don't often ask You for help, and I've always been a good servant to You.
PLEASE let me win the lottery just this one time so I can get my life back in order."
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God, Himself....
"Sweetheart, work with Me on this.... Buy a ticket."
"In the beginning"
4 comments:
Good one! Thanks for the giggle.
LOL, that is too cute! I'm a blonde who went brunette for the first time just this past Friday. Still I love jokes and have a couple of blonde revenge jokes...my fav:
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So brunettes can understand them!
Thanks for stopping by my blog...have a great day!
Hi Monica, let me assure you there was no evil intent toward blondes that inspired me to post that joke, like you I just found it funny.
Keep up the excellent work with your blog you should be, (and are) very proud and pleased with your family.
This is a good one too. I like it and she should have thought of buying a ticket!!!
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