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Friday, October 21, 2005

A Cupla Funnies.

I shall seek you out and find you
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you
I will make you ache and sweat
And you will be weak for days
All my love, the flu germ.


A pregnant woman has a car crash and falls into a deep coma.
She sleeps for nearly six months, when she wakes up she realises she is no longer pregnant.
Frantically she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor says"It's OK you had twins, a boy and a girl, your babies are fine, your brother came in and named them for you.
The woman thinks to herself, oh no, not my brother he's an idiot.
Expecting the worst she asks the doctor. "Well whats the girls name."
"Denise" the doctor replies.
Hey that's not too bad the new mum thinks, guess I was wrong about my brither, I like Denise.
Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boys name."
The doctor replies, "Denephew."

2 comments:

Merle said...

Hi Peter, I like these - have seen both before. I think Kim sent me the denephew one. It is good. Have you finished reading my e-mail yet? Sorry to be so long-winded.

Bubba's Girl said...

Morning Pete! Once again you made me laugh out loud. You're better than sit ups!! :-)