TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already,
three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded,
and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an
Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote
counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with
astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and
drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until , used
opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
He is a decorated war hero He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke,
drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be your choice?
Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:
If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.
Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
someone. Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading..
Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember: Amateurs...built the ark.
Professionals...built the Titanic
And Finally, can you imagine! working for a company that has a
little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...
Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year
designed to keep the rest of us in line.
New Study on Sex
A South American scientist from
has discovered that people with insufficient sexual activity read
their e-mail with their hand on the mouse.
Don't bother taking it off, now, it's too late.
Sex at seven
A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband
laid down some rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and
at what time I want," he insisted. "And, I don't expect any hassle
from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every
evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing,
boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want.
Those are my rules," he said. "Any comments?"
His new bride replied, "No, that's fine with me. But, just
understand that there'll be sex here at every
night... whether you're here or not."