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Friday, December 16, 2005

Merry Christmas



I needed a rest day from shopping my feet are killing me.


Jingle bells link
 
http://home.cablelynx.com/~candiestuck/a.html
 
 
 
Santa jigsaw link
 
http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcard.asp?code=ER13610552 
 
 
 
 

Mirror of Truth

Found at Cynical Cyns


Ralph Nader, Al Gore and George W. Bush went to a fitness spa for some fun.

After a stimulating healthy lunch, they decided to visit the men's room and they found a strange looking gent sitting at the entrance who said "Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out our newest feature: a mirror that if you look into it and say something truthful you will be rewarded with your wish. Be warned: if you say something false you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity."

The men quickly entered and on finding the mirror Ralph Nader stepped up and said "I think I'm the most truthful of us 3" and he suddenly found the keys to a new Bentley in his hand.

Al Gore stepped up and said "I think I'm the most ambitious of us 3" and in an instant he was surrounded by a pile of money to fund his next Presidential Campaign.

Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true George W. Bush looked into the mirror and said "I think..." and was promptly sucked into the mirror.

7 comments:

Cliff Morrow said...

Sorry Peter, when it says 2 to 3 minutes to download, out here where I live it means 20 to 30 munutes. I have ordered a wireless high speed so that will soon be remedied.

kenju said...

That first one was nasty!




I DO love the joke though; sort of wish that would happen!

lime said...

oh if only it were that easy to get rid of him!

No_Newz said...

Okay, you're off the hook. You made up for scaring the poop sticks out of me the fist time, with the Bush joke.
Have a great weekend!
Lois Lane

Jamie Dawn said...

Cute joke.

I acutally like GW Bush, but I also like to poke fun at him.

Carolyn said...

Ack! to the first one. I was too scared to look at the 2nd one, but the 3rd one made me smile! Very appropriate wording, lol!

Carolyn said...

OK, I opened #2, lol! Very nice Peter :) I hope you have a wonderful Christmas too and lots of happiness in the new year :)