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Mirror of Truth
Found at Cynical Cyns
Ralph Nader, Al Gore and George W. Bush went to a fitness spa for some fun.
After a stimulating healthy lunch, they decided to visit the men's room and they found a strange looking gent sitting at the entrance who said "Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out our newest feature: a mirror that if you look into it and say something truthful you will be rewarded with your wish. Be warned: if you say something false you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity."
The men quickly entered and on finding the mirror Ralph Nader stepped up and said "I think I'm the most truthful of us 3" and he suddenly found the keys to a new Bentley in his hand.
Al Gore stepped up and said "I think I'm the most ambitious of us 3" and in an instant he was surrounded by a pile of money to fund his next Presidential Campaign.
Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true George W. Bush looked into the mirror and said "I think..." and was promptly sucked into the mirror.