The seasons are inter-twining

Does this happen in your area ?

Our supermarkets were closed on Monday and Tuesday Dec. 26th and 27th
as make-up holiday's for Christmas Day, when they reopened on Wednesday
28th they all featured “Hot Cross Buns” also known here as “Easter Buns.”
(but let’s not go there.)
Now I’ve not yet looked up the dates for Easter this year, but I’m pretty
certain it’s not in Jan. or Feb. so why the unholy, (no pun intended) rush to
get these into the stores ?
It was bad enough that the Christmas decorations/cards/music started in
Oct. but surely we don’t need to be inundated with the commercial side of
these two seasons for half of the year, (October to April, do the math,)
My other reason for sounding off about this is that I LOVE hot cross buns,
and my generous frame doesn’t need 3 or 4 months of supply of a known
fattening agent to help it out !!!
PS..... I've had a question which surprised me a little as to, what are
"Hot Cross Buns", these are a sweet yeast bun usually with mixed fruit,
they are glazed on top and have two thin beads of white dough laid accross
them in the form of a cross, they symbolize the crucifiction cross as a part
of the Easter story.

While I am very much against the “serious side” of political correctness,
I really appreciate the funny stuff that it generates, (how’s that for an
each way bet ?)



HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT.

1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK.
- She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.

2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER.
- She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.

3. She is not EASY.
- She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

4. She is not DUMB.
- She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

5. She has not BEEN AROUND.
- She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

6. She is not an AIRHEAD.
- She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY.
- She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS.
- She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.

9. She does not NAG YOU.
- She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.

10. She is not a SLUT.
- She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.

11. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS.
- She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.

12. She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE.
- She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a BEER GUT.
- He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.

2. He is not a BAD DANCER.
- He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME.
- He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

4. He is not BALDING.
- He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER.
- He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.

6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK.
- He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS.
- He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.

8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG.
- He has SWINE EMPATHY.

9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT.
- He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED

10. He is not HORNY.
- He is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.

11. It's not his crack you see hanging out of his pants.....
- It is REAR CLEAVAGE