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No effort has been made to stay within the bounds of the truth in this blog as it has always been the view of the management that the truth should never be allowed to stand in the way of a good story.
Friday, March 24, 2006
Some interesting signs found while out and around.
Beauty is only a light switch away.
Ergon Energy - Brisbane
If life is a waste of time, and time is a
waste of life,then let's all get wasted together and
have the time of our lives.
Pizza Hut - Taigum
Remember, it's not, "How high are you?"
it's "Hi, how are you?"
Nimbin Health Centre
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
Cleo Magazine (a personal favourite.)
No matter how good she looks, some other guy
is sick and tired of putting up with her sh*t.
Men's Room - Gold Coast
At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry.
Sizzlers - Mt. Gravatt.
It's hard to make a comeback when you
haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus
- Alice Springs
Make love, not war. - Hell, do both
Women's restroom - Garden City.
If voting could really change things, it would
Q.B.D. Bookshop - Garden City.
If pro is opposite of con, then what is the
opposite of progress?Congress!
Men's restroom House of Representatives
Express Lane: Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals - "The Paddo Tavern"
A Woman's Rule of Thumb:If it has tyres or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it.
Women's Restroom – Inala
A Mans Rule of Thumb:If it has tits or tampons,
you’re going to have trouble with it.
Men’s Restroom - same establishment.
You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
- The Chancellor
No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom -
Mobil Servo Burpengary