"In the beginning"

Disclaimer

The views expressed in this blog are not necessarily the views of the blog management, (on the other hand, they are not necessarily not the views of the blog management).

No effort has been made to stay within the bounds of the truth in this blog as it has always been the view of the management that the truth should never be allowed to stand in the way of a good story.

Friday, March 24, 2006

Restroom signs


Some interesting signs found while out and around.

Restroom signs


Beauty is only a light switch away.
Ergon Energy - Brisbane

If life is a waste of time, and time is a
waste of life,then let's all get wasted together and
have the time of our lives.
Pizza Hut - Taigum

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?"
it's "Hi, how are you?"
Nimbin Health Centre

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
Cleo Magazine (a personal favourite.)

No matter how good she looks, some other guy
is sick and tired of putting up with her sh*t.
Men's Room - Gold Coast

At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry.
Sizzlers - Mt. Gravatt.

It's hard to make a comeback when you
haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus
- Alice Springs

Make love, not war. - Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom - Garden City.

If voting could really change things, it would
be illegal.
Q.B.D. Bookshop - Garden City.

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the
opposite of progress?Congress!
Men's restroom House of Representatives
- Canberra
Express Lane: Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals - "The Paddo Tavern"

A Woman's Rule of Thumb:If it has tyres or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it.
Women's Restroom – Inala

A Mans Rule of Thumb:If it has tits or tampons,
you’re going to have trouble with it.
Men’s Restroom - same establishment.

You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
- The Chancellor

No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom -
Mobil Servo Burpengary

15 comments:

Merle said...

Hi Peter ~~ Some funny ones there.
Always good for a laugh. The best
medicine they say.
The roof has not fallen in YET.
Cheers, Merle.

bubba said...

Got me laughing so hard. Very funny

JunieRose2005 said...

:) Pretty funny, Peter!

Reading your blog every morning always cheers me!

June

LZ Blogger said...

Peter ~ These are good... and they are even multinational! ~ jb///

OldHorsetailSnake said...

Thanks a bunch, Peter. Good ones.

StringMan said...

Those are good. My favorite is the "No matter how good she looks ..." one. Very true.

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Man, these were great, Peter. I liked this one the best:

If life is a waste of time, and time is a

waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together and

have the time of our lives.

Pizza Hut - Taigum

Cliff Morrow said...

Really funny stuff Peter, Most were new to me. Thanks. I'm going to make love...and war.

Hale McKay said...

No matter how good she looks ... LOL.
...All of them were good, peter. Good post.

Jan said...

Hi Peter
rest rooms unreadable and as i scroll down some posts readable a lot unreadable your profile and side bar now at bottom of the blog hope u can repair it ..take care

JunieRose2005 said...

Make love, not war. - Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom - Garden City.<<


:) My favorite one!

June

No_Newz said...

Those are classic! Thanks for the laughs. Have a great weekend!
Lois Lane

poopie said...

OH, i do so love the fighting for peace one :)

Maria said...

This one had me thinking. Actually it is quite prophetic.

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."

Thanks for the laughs

Da Gal said...

LOL those are great Peter... I saw a switchplate once that said, "All our guests bring us pleasure. Some by coming. Others by going."

:) Meg