Restroom signs

Some interesting signs found while out and around.

Restroom signs


Beauty is only a light switch away.
Ergon Energy - Brisbane

If life is a waste of time, and time is a
waste of life,then let's all get wasted together and
have the time of our lives.
Pizza Hut - Taigum

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?"
it's "Hi, how are you?"
Nimbin Health Centre

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
Cleo Magazine (a personal favourite.)

No matter how good she looks, some other guy
is sick and tired of putting up with her sh*t.
Men's Room - Gold Coast

At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry.
Sizzlers - Mt. Gravatt.

It's hard to make a comeback when you
haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus
- Alice Springs

Make love, not war. - Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom - Garden City.

If voting could really change things, it would
be illegal.
Q.B.D. Bookshop - Garden City.

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the
opposite of progress?Congress!
Men's restroom House of Representatives
- Canberra
Express Lane: Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals - "The Paddo Tavern"

A Woman's Rule of Thumb:If it has tyres or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it.
Women's Restroom – Inala

A Mans Rule of Thumb:If it has tits or tampons,
you’re going to have trouble with it.
Men’s Restroom - same establishment.

You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
- The Chancellor

No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom -
Mobil Servo Burpengary