If you had a lovely face like this, (and I'm not
saying that you don't have,) would you deface
(pardon the pun) it by adding a moustache?
While she still looks quite attractive I think you
will agree that it really does nothing for her?
I hasten to add that this picture was taken from
her own site, I didn't deface it.
All of that was just to introduce the lady and
the site where I lifted the following material
Some people never seem motivated to participate, but are just
content to watch while others do the work.
They are called "Spec Taters".
Some people never do anything to help, but are gifted at finding
fault with the way others do the work.
They are called "Comment Taters".
Some people are very bossy and like to tell others what to do,
but don't want to soil their own hands.
They are called "Dick Taters".
Some people are always looking to cause problems by asking
others to agree with them. It is too hot or too cold, too sour
or too sweet.
They are called "Agie Taters".
There are those who say they will help, but somehow just
never get around to actually doing the promised help.
They are called "Hezzie Taters".
Some people can put up a front and pretend to be someone
they are not.
They are called "Emma Taters".
Then there are those who love others and do what they say
they will. They are always prepared to stop whatever they are
doing and lend a helping hand. They bring real sunshine into
the lives of others.
They are called "Sweet Taters".
Cultural differences explained.
Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad.
Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for
Americans when abroad.
Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad.
Brits: Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad.
Aussies: Believe you should look out for your mates.
Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong
to your club.
Americans: Believe that people should look out for & take care of
Canadians: Believe that that's the government's job.
Aussies: Are extremely patriotic to their beer.
Americans: Are flag-waving, anthem-singing, and obsessively
patriotic to the point of blindness.
Canadians: Can't agree on the words to their anthem, when they
can be bothered to sing them.
Brits: Do not sing at all but prefer a large brass band to perform
Americans: Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box.
Canadians: Don't, but only because they can't get more American
Brits: Pay a tax just so they can watch four channels.
Aussies: Export all their crappy programs, which no-one there
Americans: Will jabber on incessantly about football, baseball,
Brits: Will jabber on incessantly about cricket, soccer, and rugby.
Canadians: Will jabber on incessantly about hockey, hockey,
hockey, hockey, and how they beat the Americans twice, playing
Aussies: Will jabber on incessantly about how they beat the
Poms in every sport they play them in.
Americans: Spell words differently, but still call it "English".
Brits: Pronounce their words differently, but still call it "English".
Canadians: Spell like the Brits, pronounce like Americans.
Aussies: Add "G'day", "mate" and a heavy accent to everything
they say in an attempt to get laid.
Brits: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live
on an island.
Aussies: Shop at home and have goods imported because they
live on an island.
Americans: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas,
& liquor in a backwards country.
Canadians: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas,
& liquor in a backwards country.
Americans: Drink weak, pissy-tasting beer.
Canadians: Drink strong, pissy-tasting beer.
Brits: Drink warm, beery-tasting piss.
Aussies: Drink anything with alcohol in it.
Americans: Seem to think that poverty & failure are morally
Canadians: Seem to believe that wealth and success are morally
Brits: Seem to believe that wealth, poverty, success and failure
are inherited things.
Aussies: Seem to think that none of this matters after several