Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde

............................... No Depravity Here Folks...................................
Just keep moving folks, nothing to see here.

I found myself humming "I am a rock, I am an Island" when
I chose this picture.... That's gotta be a sign... right?

Hi folks, I’m back from my trip down Depravity Lane and
I’m gonna try to be nice again, some of you will know I’m
sure, what it’s like to have the “other” you just bowl up and
take over.

There are times when the Dr. Jekel side emerges and we are
powerlessto stop it…
ever been cut-off or tail-gated while driving? old Dr J seems
to just appear from nowhere having us perform deeds and
shout things that our Mr Hyde would never do.

They say that recognizing that you have a problem is half
the battle, OK if this is true I am half way to ridding myself
of old Dr. J. At this stage I have not sought professional
help or medication preferring the cold turkey approach.

Should anyone who feels they may have the same tendencies
care to participate in a bit of group therapy, with lots of
hugging and ki…. bloody hell Dr. J. just gate crashed our
therapy session… sorry folks.

Perhaps I need to go back into my childhood days to find
somebody else to blame for my problems, that seems to be
very popular now a days, there has to be someone I can
offload on, otherwise I may have to admit to being a little
shit and we can’t have that!!

The three Bullets.

A woman, pregnant with triplets, was walking down the
street when a masked robber runs out of a bank and
shoots her three times in the abdomen.

Luckily, the babies were okay. The surgeon decides to
leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate.

She gives birth to two healthy daughters and a son.

They were fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked
into the room in tears "What's wrong?" asks the mother.
"I was urinating and this bullet came out," replied the
daughter.

The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened
16 years ago.

About a week later the second daughter walked into the
room in tears. "Mom, I was urinating and this bullet came
out."

Again the mother tells her not to worry and explained what
happened 16 years ago.

A week later, her son walked into the room in tears.

"It's okay," says the mother, "I know what happened...you
were urinating, and a bullet came out."

"No," says the boy, "I was masturbating and I shot the dog!

I was gonna post this story, then I suddenly realized that just
maybe it didn’t fit with the “non-depraved” image I was
promoting then I thought, to hell with that, it’s a funny story
post it…. could that be a victory for Dr. J???