34 C to a 36 Long.
You're over the hill when.... You notice that your chest
has developed creases.
Nah I'm not pickin' on you girls, there are more to come and
someof them give us guys a serve, I guess what I'm really
pickin' on is gettin' over the hill.
A Sign Of Change:
There were two old men sitting on a park bench passing
the day away talking. One old man asked the other,
"How is your wife?"
The first man asked, "What do you mean you THINK she
The second explained, "Well...the sex is the same but
the dishes are starting to pile up."
An elderly couple was sitting around one evening and
the man says to his wife , "Marsha, we are about to
celebrate our 60th wedding anniversary. We've had a
wonderful life together, full of contentment and
blessings. But there's something I've always wondered
about. Tell me the truth. Have you ever been
unfaithful to me?"
She hesitated a moment, then said, "Yes,
"Three times? How could that happen?"
Marsha replied, "Well, ! do you remember right after
we were married and we were so broke that the bank was
about to foreclose on our little house?"
"Yes, dear, those were really difficult times,"
"And remember when I went to see the banker one night,
and the next day the bank extended our loan?"
"Gosh, that's really hard to take," said
since things were so bad at the time, I guess I can
forgive you. What was the second time?"
"Well," Marsha continued, "do you remember years later
when you almost died of that heart problem because we
couldn't afford an operation?"
"Yes, of course," said Sidney. "Then you will remember
that right after I went to see the doctor, he
performed the operation at no cost?"
"Yes, I remember," said Sidney, "and as much as that
shocks me, I do understand that you did what you did
out of love for me, so I forgive you. So, what was the
Marsha lowered her head and said, "Do you remember!
when you ran for president of your golf club and you
needed 62 more votes?"