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Friday, June 09, 2006

Over the hill.

You're over the hill when.... Your bra size has gone from
34 C to a 36 Long.


You're over the hill when.... You notice that your chest
has developed creases.

Nah I'm not pickin' on you girls, there are more to come and
someof them give us guys a serve, I guess what I'm really
pickin' on is gettin' over the hill.


A Sign Of Change:

There were two old men sitting on a park bench passing
the day away talking. One old man asked the other,
"How is your wife?"

The second old guy replied, "I think she may be dead!"

The first man asked, "What do you mean you THINK she
is dead?"

The second explained, "Well...the sex is the same but
the dishes are starting to pile up."




Elderly Couple:

An elderly couple was sitting around one evening and
the man says to his wife , "Marsha, we are about to
celebrate our 60th wedding anniversary. We've had a
wonderful life together, full of contentment and
blessings. But there's something I've always wondered
about. Tell me the truth. Have you ever been
unfaithful to me?"

She hesitated a moment, then said, "Yes,
Sidney, three
times."

"Three times? How could that happen?"
Sidney asks

Marsha replied, "Well, ! do you remember right after
we were married and we were so broke that the bank was
about to foreclose on our little house?"

"Yes, dear, those were really difficult times,"
replied Sidney.

"And remember when I went to see the banker one night,
and the next day the bank extended our loan?"

"Gosh, that's really hard to take," said
Sidney. "But
since things were so bad at the time, I guess I can
forgive you. What was the second time?"

"Well," Marsha continued, "do you remember years later
when you almost died of that heart problem because we
couldn't afford an operation?"

"Yes, of course," said Sidney. "Then you will remember
that right after I went to see the doctor, he
performed the operation at no cost?"

"Yes, I remember," said Sidney, "and as much as that
shocks me, I do understand that you did what you did
out of love for me, so I forgive you. So, what was the
third time?"

Marsha lowered her head and said, "Do you remember!
when you ran for president of your golf club and you
needed 62 more votes?"




14 comments:

jules said...

Actually got a chuckle out of me on that one Petey Baby.

Penny said...

LMAO! I love the old couple joke, Peter! 62 votes *snarf*

I stopped over from Ivy's and wanted to say Happy (belated) Birthday!

Jamie Dawn said...

62!!!!! YOWZER!

Sagging titties are the bane of the big breasted. We who are in the small to medium range don't have as much tissue to sag southward. That's one benefit of not having huge melons. :)

Marti said...

Those were great! "The dishes re starting to pile up" ROTF!!

Thanks for sharing! We may be over the hill, but that beats being under it! LOL

Hugs!

Raggedy said...

LMAO! ^5 That was a great post! Still laughing..thanks

Tis better to be over the hill than under it...

JunieRose2005 said...

Oh, MY!

But don't we all admire a wife who is always so willing to help out in times of trouble? :)

Now getting those 62 votes was going far beyond her duty to help out in needy times! :)

JunieRose

OldHorsetailSnake said...

"So," he says, "that explains why our boy has 62 heads. Well thank you for that, anyway."

kenju said...

"Well...the sex is the same but
the dishes are starting to pile up."

Mr. kenju will LOVE that one! LOL

Karen said...

What's wrong with having them in the sink? ;-) ROFL No, I really haven't had that experience... yet. Thanks for the laughs.

Have yourself a wonderful weekend!

Hale McKay said...

LOL - 62 more votes!!!

Imagine that woman trying to run on a tread mill - her kness would slap them back up in her face!

WordWhiz said...

HA!! Love it! The cartoons make me happier to be flat chested!!!

PI said...

I'm smiling - ruefully1

Merle said...

Hi Peter ~~ I see our Ninjas are back.
They went missing for awhile.
Take care, Merle.

Carolyn said...

Priceless! And loved the lawyer one below too, lol!!

Will see ya in a few weeks Peter. Time to move :)