Couldn't find anything to blog about until I found this cartoon.
Three tortoises, Russell, Steve and Dave, decide to go on a picnic.
So Dave packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is
the picnic site is ten miles away so it takes them ten days to get there.
When they get there Dave unpacks the food and beer.
"OK Russ give me the bottle opener."
"I didn't bring it," says Russ. "I thought you packed it."
Dave gets worried, He turns to Steve, "Did you bring the bottle opener?"
Naturally Steve didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten miles from home
without a bottle opener.
Dave and Steve beg Russ to go back for it but he refuses as he says they
will eat all the sandwiches.
After two hours, and after they have sworn on their tortoise lives that they
will not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees. So Russ sets off down the
road at a steady pace.
Twenty days pass and he still isn't back and Dave and Steve are starving,
but a promise is a promise.
Another five days and he still isn't back, but a promise is a promise.
Finally they can't take it any longer so they take out a sandwich each,
and just as they are about to eat it, Russell pops up from behind a
rock and shouts........
"I KNEW IT! ..... YOU B*STARDS...... I'M NOT *^$##@ GOING!"
Mary and John.
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great.
I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry.
Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Mary, with hurt feelings, asked her colleagues for any snapshots they could spare of their boyfriends, brothers, ex-boyfriends, uncles, cousins, etc.
In addition to the picture of John, Mary included all the other pictures of the handsome hunks she had collected from her buddies.
There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f**k you are.
Please take your picture from the pile and send the rest back to me.