A Matter of Perspective

I can remember a time many, many years ago when my Mum told
me about fairy rings of mushrooms, it seems the fairies would come
out to play at night and in the morning there would be a ring of
mushrooms growing around their playground.... Yeah Mum... right!
Click on photos to enlarge them.

Well look what greeted me this morning when I toddled out the front
door, maybe not quite a full circle, but certainly clear evidence that the
fairies had been for a visit last night.
This was my choice of perspective for the photo when I first saw the
mushrooms, looking down on them from the front verandah. (porch)

But then I went down the steps and took this photo from ground level,
you can probably see why I changed my mind and now prefer this shot...
Yes you're right... it captures fully my love of gardening!!

When I first saw these frogs lounging on the side of a rock pool at
Montville, I thought first of you Judy, then that this would be a very
nice photo with the white planters in the background.

Almost as an afterthought I took this one from below the frogs and
with the flowers in the background and a slightly more natural
foreground this shot is my favourite.

I bought the guitar player from a little shop at Montville as a memento
of our visit just a couple of days earlier to the Gympie Muster.
I just love the form of this little guy, he's only about 6 inches high.

However from a different perspective you can clearly see his nuts...
err ... sorry, he's nuts, but no matter how he is put together I love
him anyway.

Profile codes.

As I said it's all a matter of perspective.

Here you go, all the "codes" for the profiles...just what we need to
know when browsing the matchmaker columns!

WOMEN'S ADS

40-ish...................... 49

Adventurer............... Slept with all your friends

Athletic.................... No tits

Average looking.........Has a face like a basset hound

Beautiful................... Pathological liar

Contagious Smile........Does a lot of Ecstasy

Educated.................... Banged her Political Science professor

Emotionally Secure.....Medicated

Feminist.................... Fat ballbuster

Free spirit................. Junkie

Friendship first........ Trying to live down reputation as a slut

Fun......................... Annoying

Gentle...................... Comatose

Good Listener........... Borderline Autistic

New-Age................... All body hair, all the time

Old-fashioned............ Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs

Open-minded............. Desperate

Outgoing................... Loud and Embarrassing

Passionate............... Sloppy drunk

Poet........................ Depressive Schizophrenic

Professional.............. Certified Bitch

Redhead................... Bad dye-job

Reubenesque............. Grossly Fat

Romantic.................. Looks better by candle light

Social...................... Has been passed around like an hors doeuvres tray

Voluptuous................ Very Fat

Weight proportion w/height.. Hugely Fat

Wants Soulmate........ Stalker

Widow....................... Drove first husband to shoot himself

Young at heart.......... Old bat

MEN'S ADS

40-ish................ 52 and looking for 25-yr-old

Athletic............. Watches a lot of NASCAR

Average looking..... Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back

Educated.............. Will patronize the shit out of you

Free Spirit........... Banging your sister

Friendship first.... As long as friendship involves nookie

Fun...................... Good with a remote and a six pack

Good looking......... Arrogant

Very good looking..... Dumb as a board

Honest................. Pathological Liar

Huggable.............. Overweight, more body hair than a bear

Likes to cuddle...... Insecure mama's boy

Mature................ Older than your father

Open-minded......... Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested

Physically fit........ Does a lot of 12-ounce curls

Poet.................. Wrote ex-girlfriend's # on a bathroom stall

Sensitive............. Cries at chick flicks

Very sensitive.... Gay

Spiritual............. Got laid in a cemetery once

Stable................ Arrested for stalking, but not convicted

Thoughtful.......... Says "Excuse me" when he farts



And finally another view that shows it's the perspective that's important

Fire Fighting In Jamacia.

A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife,
"Ya now sumptin' womon, we have a wonderful new system at de fire
station...

Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets.

Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole.

Bell 3 rings - we jump on de engine and we's ready to go.

"From now on womon, when I say, 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked.

When I say, 'Bell two' you jump on de bed.

When I say, 'Bell three' we's gonna mek love all tru de night girl."

The next night, he came home and shouted,

"Bell One" and the wife stripped naked!

"Bell Two" and she jumped on the bed!

"Bell Three" and they started to make love!

After a few minutes, the wife yelled out,

"Bell Four"

"WOMON ... What de hell is Bell Four'?" he asked.

She replied,

"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, MON, YOU AIN'T NOWHERE NEAR DE FIRE!!"