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Thursday, October 12, 2006

Blog Joke Day

First a re-run of the idea!

The idea is to pick a joke which everybody who wants to participate
publishes on the given day along with their own joke, which may or
may not be along the same lines.

This is the starter joke, and it's a reasonably funny one too.

Blond Joke.

A blind man and his guide elephant enter a bar and find their way to a
stool. After ordering a drink and sitting there for a while, the man yells
to the bartender; “Hey , you wanna hear a blond joke?”

The bar falls quiet. In a deep husky voice the woman next to him says;
“Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender
is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I’m a 1.82 tall, 90kg blonde with a
black belt in karate. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and she’s
a weight lifter. The lady to your right is blonde and she’s a
pro-wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister; You still wanna tell that
joke?”

The man says; “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”


Now I'm thinking that there just could be a flood of Blonde jokes so
rather than chance repeating someones favourite Blonde joke I would
do a non-Blonde one.




A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted
speed limit. So he asks the man his name.
"Fred," he replies.
"Fred what?" the officer asks.
"Just Fred," the man responds.

The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just
give the fellow a break and write him out a warning instead
of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name.
The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost
it. The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands
but plays along with it.

"Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
The man replies, "It's a long story, so stay with me."
"I was born Fred Dingaling. I know - a funny last name.
The kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself,
studied hard, and got good grades. When I got older I realized
that I wanted to be a doctor! I went through college, medical
school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree,
so I was Fred Dingaling, MD."

"After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go
back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through
school, got my degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS."

"Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my
assistant and she gave me VD. So now I was Fred Dingaling, MD,
DDS, with VD.

Well, the
ADA found out about the VD, so they took
away my DDS. Then I was Fred Dingaling, MD with VD. Then the AMA
found out about the
ADA
taking away my DDS because of the VD, so
they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.
Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am Just Fred."

The officer walked away in tears, laughing...



Now don't forget to leave me a comment if you joined in, I want
to assess your sense of humor!!



17 comments:

DellaB said...

very funny Peter ... you have mine...

I went through all my blonde jokes, nothing new to be found, I nearly posted some sheep jokes, but... found a few funny Little Johnies... but settled, as you will see, for a bit of ageism!

Thanks for the idea...

Margaret said...

Great fun idea Peter, hope my contribution is ok! Didn't have to search for a blonde joke until midnight after all! Cheers Margaret

Christina said...

Very funny! I will be posting the jokes on my blog as well!

Jeanette said...

Hi Peter
Well had a laugh at your jokes so decide to join in Just posted. Take care. Jan

Theresa said...

The last joke was hilarious!

aka_monty said...

I think the only jokes I know are old ones that everyone's heard a million times...but let me think on it. :) I might have a good one buried somewhere...

Tan Lucy Pez said...

Happy Blog Joke Day! You've already seen my entry. This was fun. Good idea.

Meow said...

Wonderful jokes, Peter. Unfortunately I didn't join in and post any ... I kind of forgot !! I wasn't sure whether I was going to participate, anyway ... I'm not real good with jokes !!
Have a wonderful weekend
Take care, Meow

Hale McKay said...

Mine is up, Peter. Your "Fred" joke is going to be hard to top.

DellaB said...

hello again - I just had to come back and say thanks again Peter- I've done a trip through the joke day bloggers and met up with some new people and some great new blogs - excellent idea!

Now I am off to watch the Bill, god knows why - I keep hoping it might come back to the original standards...

jules said...

My entire existence is a joke, honey.

Gazza said...

Bugger!... I didn't know about the joke day... maybe next time. Still getting a chuckle out of the naked hillbilly joke. :-)

Merle said...

Hi Peter ~ Enjoy the weekend with Warren. I can't believe you put a Roy Orbison song on, as I have been telling you for years how great he was. Nice one. Cheers, Merle.

Kelvin said...

Hello from across the ditch !!! It looks like I;m a little late for the joke party, but......

A hobo walks into a bar and says to the barman that someone has puked outside and he would like a toothpick. Away he goes with his toothpick, then another hobo walks in asking for a toothpick. By this time the barman is scratching his head. When a third hobo walks in, the barman says him to him "Don't tell me - you want a toothpick". The hobo says "No, I want a straw. All the good stuff is gone !!!

I'm gone too........(hehe)

Carolyn said...

OH MY! I'm laughing so hard I got a cramp, LOLOL! I have to tell hubby these jokes ;D

BTW Peter, There were a few others that couldn't open the song on my blog, and yet others could play it. I don't know what's wrong w/it. It should have streamed for everyone. But if you wish, I could email it to you, although it isn't my best vocal. But let me know if you want it and I'll send it to ya. Bless you for trying so hard :)

Carolyn said...

Ewww-- I just read Kelvin's joke! LOL!

Cazz said...

BUGGA

I missed joke day .. but I noticed mum posted, loved all the above jokes, still chuckling here.. and I should be in bed !! Niters mate and thank you for the pictures.

Cazz
xxooxx