First a re-run of the idea!
The idea is to pick a joke which everybody who wants to participate
publishes on the given day along with their own joke, which may or
may not be along the same lines.
This is the starter joke, and it's a reasonably funny one too.
A blind man and his guide elephant enter a bar and find their way to a
stool. After ordering a drink and sitting there for a while, the man yells
to the bartender; “Hey , you wanna hear a blond joke?”
The bar falls quiet. In a deep husky voice the woman next to him says;
“Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender
is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I’m a 1.82 tall, 90kg blonde with a
black belt in karate. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and she’s
a weight lifter. The lady to your right is blonde and she’s a
pro-wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister; You still wanna tell that
The man says; “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
Now I'm thinking that there just could be a flood of Blonde jokes so
rather than chance repeating someones favourite Blonde joke I would
do a non-Blonde one.
A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted
speed limit. So he asks the man his name.
"Fred," he replies.
"Fred what?" the officer asks.
"Just Fred," the man responds.
The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just
give the fellow a break and write him out a warning instead
of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name.
The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost
it. The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands
but plays along with it.
"Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
The man replies, "It's a long story, so stay with me."
"I was born Fred Dingaling. I know - a funny last name.
The kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself,
studied hard, and got good grades. When I got older I realized
that I wanted to be a doctor! I went through college, medical
school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree,
so I was Fred Dingaling, MD."
"After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go
back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through
school, got my degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS."
"Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my
assistant and she gave me VD. So now I was Fred Dingaling, MD,
DDS, with VD.
away my DDS. Then I was Fred Dingaling, MD with VD. Then the AMA
found out about the
they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.
Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am Just Fred."
The officer walked away in tears, laughing...
Now don't forget to leave me a comment if you joined in, I want
to assess your sense of humor!!