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Sunday, October 15, 2006

What's the beer for?


A post from Wazza's place, please excuse the content, he brings out

the worst in me... sigh.


Someone in the shed.

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no".

Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.

George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an

ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence and caught the burglars
red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"


The bridle sweet?

A Redneck couple had just been married and went to a hotel for their
honeymoon.

The man went to the front desk and asked for a room. He said "this

here is a very special 'casion and we need a good room with a strong bed."

The clerk winked and asked "Do you want the Bridal?"

The Redneck fellow thought about it a while and then replied,

"No, I guess not, I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it."




10 comments:

Joy Des Jardins said...

Great jokes for my Sunday morning Peter...thanks. I hope you have a wonderful day.

Cliff Morrow said...

Good stuff here. The top one has been one of my favorites to tell.

Suzz said...

Just found your blog and will be back again. Love the jokes.

JunieRose2005 said...

:)

Very funny jokes, Peter!

(we Rednecks are a mess-aren't we!!! haha)


JunieRose

Jack K. said...

LMAO

Thanks for the amusing stories. I had seen the first one before. It is still funny.

Rachel said...

Very funny!! Thanks for the laughs.

I loved your comment on Cliff's blog too. That one made me LOL!!!

Margaret said...

Hi Peter, very funny jokes, hope you and Warren had a great time, that was a bit silly I Know you would have had a great time, Love the big "O" song. Thanks for kind comments on Justin's post Cheers Margaret

Steve G said...

I have to stop laughing like this. It hurts my sides.

Abandoned in Pasadena said...

"Do you want the bridal?"

I laughed and laughed at this one.
I also loved what the beer was for.

DellaB said...

Peter, I had to 'pinch' that cartoon, the young mob at work really cracked up!