Here are three faces that we all recognize.
These appear to be circulating again and are still funny.
Bumper stickers.
1. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...
2. There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
3. Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
4. Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
5. Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ASS?
6. If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
7. 100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
8. Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.
9. You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT.
10. Save Your Breath... You'll need it to blow up your date!
12. My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.
13. Grow your own dope, plant a man.
14. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
15. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
16. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
17. If at first you don't succeed...blame someone else and seek counseling.
18. Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No Hard Feelings".
The year is 2222 and after accumulating enough
frequent flier miles, Mike and Maureen land on Mars.
They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all
sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock
market, if they have laptop computers, how they make
money, etc.
Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of
"Pretty much the way you do," responds the Martian.
Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to
swap partners for the night and experience one
Maureen and the male Martian go off to a
bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a
teeny, weenie member - about half an inch long and
just a quarter inch thick.
"I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen.
''Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?"
"Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to
"No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his
forehead with his palm. With each slap of his
forehead, his member grows until it's quite
impressively long.
"Well," she says, "That's quite impressive, but it
looks like a long pencil, it's still pretty
''No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears.
With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until
the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the
"Wow!" she exclaims, as they fell into bed and have
mad, passionate sex. The next day the couples rejoin
their normal partners and go their separate ways.
As they walk along, Mike asks "Well, was it any good?"
"I hate to say it," says Maureen, "but it was damn
good. How about you?"
"It was horrible," he replies. "All I got was a
She kept slapping my forehead and pulling
It's better for the whole world to know you,
even as a sex star,
than never to be known at all.
20 comments:
Hi Peter
Beauty is the eye of the beer holder. and no comment on pinocchio's nose lol
I love the Martian joke, Peter! Very funny!
Terrific Mars joke, Peter. I am so stealing it.
Heard most of them before. Still funny though.
The Marilyn quote is very sad.
Peter, I got the first room peeled. Taking a short break before I move the computer.
ROFL at Martian joke!!!
You are an absolute pissa. Brett might get a headache tonight.
Keep up the good work. (I'M guessing thats you behind pinochio)
Cheers
Donna
ha ha!! Oh, I love "Ceceila." One of my favorite songs!
Bloody hell, Peter! I'm flat out having sex on earth, let alone on Mars! But then, I must be on the wrong planet as men come from Mars and women come from Venus, 'they' say!
Good pic of you and boys. The bad part about your blog is that it's always about 'peter'.
Holy hell, Peter, what did you do to Osama's nose, he looks like a tippler from way back, hehe!
Good post, except for the photos. I didn't know you had such notorious people as friends, lol!
As for sex on Mars, I'm with Lee - nuff said!! (Actually I don't mean that the way it could sound...depending on the reader's train of thought).
Greeting from up above.
For the most part every Thursday I go around blog hoping to fine new and interesting blogs.
Your blog is fantastic. Oh the wealth of info you offer.
I love your sense of humor. I'm differently adding you to my coffee pal in the next few days.
Stop by but my blog doesn't come close to yours.
Love that Martian joke. Hoss beat me to the punch in stealing it. (Aw, what the heck! I just might steal it too!)
Great post, Peter. (Reading this post, your name seems redundant.)
Hello from across the ditch.......Is that why you have got "cauliflower ears" Peter & a headache !!! (hehe)
You are such a naughty boy, Peter, with some of the pics you post. Some very funny jokes, as usual. You sure do find some good ones.
Have a great weekend.
Take care, Meow
Sounds like Mars is a woman friendly place for earthlings.
I had to bypass my kiddie filter to see your blog today?
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Getting beyoind the pictures were hard Hahahaha! Poor Bert!
Have a great weekend!
A co-worker had that sign, "Some people are alive just because it's illegal to shoot them" at her desk. And she looked like she meant it if you ever asked her a question.
Here's a new bumper sticker I just saw this week: "My golden retriever is smarter than our President."
I had heard the joke but I had never seen those pictures. Naughty Peter!
verry funny Peter, (the mars joke) - how do they think up these things?
Talking of Bumper Stickers, Noel came across a song on MYspace titled:
"My Bush Would Make a Better President" ...
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