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Saturday, December 09, 2006

Voices From The Past


Always reach out to someone who is dressed only in rags and

needs your love and understanding.



Yeah... well I reached out to

this poor homeless looking

girl the other day!!!!!













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The doctors say I should be

back on my feet in a couple

of months and will probably

suffer only slight permanent

damage.





Blasts from the past; I don’t know how many of you would have caught
up with the farewell post that FTS ran, some of you probably don’t even
know who FTS is, it’s always a bit sad to say goodbye to a friend and
FTS proved himself to be that, call in and say goodbye.

Out of the blue came a short post from favourite funny girl Ivy.

Another one who has been very scarce is Big Dave, Dave was good
enough to leave me these couple of gems;

"Some people are alive just because it's illegal to shoot them"

Here's a new bumper sticker I just saw this week:

"My golden retriever is smarter than our President."

Another blogger who only posts occasionally is Norvona she supplied
this little exchange;

Aliens are coming

Betty emailed Norvona:

Aliens are coming to abduct all the good looking and sexy people.
you're all safe, I'm just e- mailing to say goodbye!

Betty.

Norvona replied:

And when they get tired of all you good looking, sexy people, they
will come back for the smart and witty ones... SIGH... then I will be
all alone by myself.

From Sandy, who fortunately isn’t MIA;


Hormone Guide for Men,

There are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!

DANGEROUS:

SAFER:

SAFEST:

ULTRA SAFE:

What's for dinner?

Can I help you with dinner?

Where would you like to go for dinner?

Here, have some chocolate.

Are you wearing that?

Wow, you sure look good in brown!

WOW! Look at you!

Here, have some chocolate

What are you so worked up about?

Could we be overreacting?

Here's my paycheck.

Here, have some chocolate.

Should you be eating that?

You know, there are a lot of apples left.

Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

Here, have some chocolate.

What did you DO all day?

I hope you didn't over-do it today.

I've always loved you in that robe!

Here, have some more chocolate.

Thirteen things PMS stands for:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4 Puffy Midsection

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweat pants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

and my favorite one .

13. Potential Murder Suspect.

I'm AWOL for the weekend, had lunch with Margaret at Caloundra on
the way down to Warren’s in Brisbane yesterday just catching up
with a few friends before Christmas.

In the start of the Christmas season things are stating to get quite
busy, but have managed to get my Christmas Poem and Letter
finished and have done my shopping so I can sit back and enjoy
the ride now.

Hope you are all enjoying the ride too.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL.




11 comments:

Margaret said...

amerry Christmas to you Cheers Martgaret

Rachel said...

Sounds like you are not one to wait until the last minute to get things done.

That "poor homeless girl" looks like she needs some new jeans and ones that fit her better (waist wise I mean)!!

Have a great weekend!!

Laurie said...

Hahahahah! Did the poor homeless girl at least call 911 after she kicked your @$$?

Christina said...

My favorite PMS abbreviation was always "Putting up with Men's Shit".

LOL @ Hormone Guide!

Merry Christmas to all.

Lee said...

I hope you're released from hospital before Christmas, Peter! ;)

After a wild weekend with Warren, you might both end up in hospital! I pity the poor nurses! ;)

Jeanette said...

Hi Peter
Hope you had a good weekend with Warren. Now why did I say that I know you will.
That poor Homeless girl sure needs new jeans.Hope your out of hospital (lol)in time to post your Christmas message. Take care.

Merle said...

Hi Peter ~~ I hope you and Warren enjoyed the weekend. I have had a fun day today, about 40 degrees and the power was off all afternoon, no TV
or Radio for fire news, no cooler or computer and even the phone was off.
Been on awhile now, but I just got on to the net after about an hour trying to. So I hope you two had more fun than me. I reckon you would.
Take care, Merle.

Miss Cellania said...

Thanks for the heads up on Ivy, I've missed her. I only caught FTS post because I saw TSB leaving comments around. Too bad real life sometimes interferes with blogging.

Cazz said...

Hi Peter,

I just love the PMS stuff, and OHH HOW I CAN relate to them all !!!

Cheers to you my friend, and hope you have a great christmas, with of plenty "Good Cheer". Cant wait to read this years "Christmas Message" mum always hands it around, its a MUST read.

Cheers mate
Cazz
xxooxx

Katherine said...

OH, I love the "Here have some chocolate" safe answers. I'm sending that one to my husband. :)

Hale McKay said...

Thanks for the info on FTS, Peter. I donn't seem to make to his site as much as I would like.
It looks like TSB is going to keep the site going.

It was good to see a post from Ivy. She did leave a comment at my site recently.