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Friday, December 22, 2006

SUPER TRUCK


Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, It's SUPER TRUCK





I just love this.... OK, so I'm easily amused.

Who thinks this sort of stuff
up though, are they brilliant or stupid?






BEST DRUNK STORY OF THE MONTH...

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders
a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table.

He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest,
meanest, biker in the face and says: "I went by your grandma's house
today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine
looking woman!"

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are
confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop
of a hat.

The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with your
grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"

The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still
says nothing.

The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you
something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"

At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders
looks him square in the eyes and says.......


"Grandpa....Go home, you're drunk."

Best Viagra story of the month.

A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon and eggs? A
slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?"

He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's
this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime she again asked if he would like something. "How would
you like a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"

Again he declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire
for food."

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like
a juicy porterhouse steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a
rotisserie chicken?

He declines again. "Naw, still not hungry."

"Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."





The body is meant to be seen,
not all covered up.

Sex is part of nature.
I go along with nature.

24 comments:

Jack K. said...

Biker joke is really funny.

Viagra joke funny but not as much.

Marilyn has it right. I, too, go along with nature, at least in the privacy of my own shower.

tee hee. snerx. giggle giggle.

Lee said...

Hahahaha...good fun to start the day off! Thanks, Peter. :)

Christina said...

Loved the biker joke...ROFL!

Marti said...

Perhaps we need to form an "easily amused" club - LOL!

Thanks for the giggles. If I don't make it back before Christmas, I hope you have a joyous holiday!

Hale McKay said...

I liked both jokes!

Abandoned in Pasadena said...

That drunk biker/grandpa story was really funny...but, not as funny as The Santa side of Christmas...I really enjoyed reading it.

It's been nice blogging with you this past year and I'm glad I got to know you Peter...it's been fun.

xoxox
Sandy

Jack K. said...

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

Cliff Morrow said...

Good stuff again Peter. You must stay up nights looking for this stuff.
Merry Christmas to ya my friend. Stay safe and out of jail.

Jamie Dawn said...

The drunk was the biker's grandpa. I get it!!

I'm aghast over the flashing Santa below. He is showing his roasted chestnuts!!!!! :)
I certainly do NOT want Santa leaving me a lump of sh!t. I'd gladly take a lump of coal instead of THAT!!!!

It is so nice to stop by here after such a long blog break. I surely did miss all my blog buddies.

Have a marvelous Christmas! I hope 2007 is a year filled with many great surprises. Spike your egg nog, Peter! It's good for holiday cheer.

Puss-in-Boots said...

Love that silly truck, Peter! I was waiting for it to lift off and to hear the Superman music!

Yes, the viagra joke, I can just imagine...

Have a great Christmas, Peter and don't let the spirit get the better of you!

Cheers

Robyn

Katherine said...

I must be easily amused, too! I really liked the drunk story. :)

Jeanette said...

Hi Peter Like many others I was amused by the truck.Good jokes oh the drunk Hic! Hic!. Merry Christmas xxx

Jeanette said...

Peter I forgot to mention your side bar and music is now down on the bottom of page

jules said...

Merry Christmas, Petey Baby.

kenju said...

Love the grandpa joke, Peter. Merry Christmas!

Rachel said...

I like that running truck too! So I guess I'm easily amused! I'd say brilliant to think it up! Definitely not stupid!

Loved the jokes!!!

Thanks and have a wonderful Christmas. Try to behave yourself!!

DellaB said...

I guess I belong in the easily-amused club too Peter, looks like I am in good company!

I've seen the reindeer story before, but not how it came about, thank you.

Good effort on the poem, makes me think about doing a Christmas 'ode' to Peter... let me think about that for a while...

Hope you have a great Christmas Peter, what are your plans? I'd guess 'NOT to behave yourself' ?

Walker said...

LOL

The biker one I knew.
Thanks for the laugh..
Have a Merry Christmas Peter :)

Cliff Morrow said...

Merry Christmas young man. Have a good one. Hope you have a coal fired stove for the gift Santa bought you.

Tan Lucy Pez said...

Merry Christmas Peter!

Duke_of_Earle said...

Peter,

Hope you have a wonderful summer Christmas down there. (Good jokes, btw.)

John

Joy Des Jardins said...

Merry Christmas you crazy Aussie...love, health, joy and peace to you always Peter...Hugs,
Joy

Steve G said...

Merry Christmas, Peter. You have me rolling on the floor. Good ones.

Zaac said...

merry christmas grampa!! hope you had an awesome day. just finished over here, was great, two feasts (and about four more offers!!) and lots of good company.
love zachariah