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Saturday, January 06, 2007

Question Time

How did the Blonde hide the picture on her desktop?


Today is all about questions, are you primed and ready?

I warned you of a test coming up on cricket, I hope that you paid
attention as the penalty for failure in this test is that you must read
all my posts for the next week!

(Q 1) Against who did Australia play the test series?

(Q 2) Name the three Australian players who retired?

(Q 3) What position does the close in fieldsman take to a right
handed batsman?

(Q 4) To whom was the original Ashes urn presented?

(Q 5) What is rule 6 in the rules of cricket?

OK if you are still with us at this stage you are very probably an
Australian and in case there is more than one of you the deciding
question is in three parts;

(Q 6a) Where was the final game of the series played?

(Q 6b) How many people attended the final days play?

(Q 6c) What were their names and home addresses?

Should a tie still exist after these questions….

Get a life… and get over it.


Do you think these companies thought it through?


All of these are legitimate companies that didn't spend quite enough
time considering how their online names might appear...
and be misread


1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that
represents any celebrity. Their Web site is;
www.whorepresents.com


2. Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can
exchange advice and views at;
www.expertsexchange.com


3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at;
www.penisland.net


4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at;
www.therapistfinder.com


5. There's the Italian Power Generator company;
www.powergenitalia.com


6. And don't forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in NSW;
www.molestationnursery.com


7. If you're looking for IP solutions, there's always;
www.ipanywhere.com


8. The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is;
www.cummingfirst.com


9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their Web site;
www.speedofart.com


These sites all open and appear legitimate although #5 is
"under construction"





14 comments:

JunieRose said...

Dear Peter,

I'm just gonna comment on your song choice!!

Very good!!

I always liked this song-especially by Tom Jones!

June

kenju said...

PETER! (and yes, it is a double-entendre, lol)

Raggedy said...

A cricket is still that thing that chirps or Jimminy, I didn't learn anything...Bad student...

I have been meaning to e-mail you with a vid I have had on my computer for ages but it is now on You-tube. Since you are old you will get it..hahaha
Remember those things called typewriters...tee hee

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFGYbICeJ4g&mode=related&search=

The blond office pic reminded me of the blond secretary vid..aren't you lucky.

The company names were funny.

Have a wonderful day!
*^_^
(=':'=) hugs
(")_ (")Š from
the Cool Raggedy one

Steve G said...

Peter, I failed on the cricket quiz, but I have an excuse. I'm and American.

Jeanette said...

Hi Peter.
Not a cricket fan but always pleased when the Aussies win in any sport.

Miss Cellania said...

It must've been a man who designed the blonde joke, 'cause any woman can find a better pic on the net. Ha!

Jack K. said...

Crickets on the hearth are supposed to bring good luck, aren't they?

Loved the web site names. Who thinks up this stuff?

Lee said...

Hahahahaha...thanks for my Monday morning smiles once again! :)

Margaret said...

Hmnn? Wonder what can be behind those icons? Not. The websites were very funny, Great cricket post. It is nice to be a proud Aussie.
Cheers Margaret

Rachel said...

Love the song! I haven't heard that one in ages!

I only know the crickets that chirp and hop. I guess I'll have to take the punishment you have dealt out!

Rachel said...

Love the song! I haven't heard that one in ages!

I only know the crickets that chirp and hop. I guess I'll have to take the punishment you have dealt out!

Rachel said...

Sorry, didn't mean to post twice! OOPS!!!

LittleJen said...

Hi Pete,

hmmm your quiz I would definately fail, cricket is not a sport im interested in.

Hope you had a great new years.

Meow said...

Hi Peter,
Sorry to hear about the loss of Sandra ... hope you are doing OK.
Love your Tom Jones song ... always a fave of mine.
Hope 2007 is treating you well.
Take care, Meow