A little bit of this... and a little bit of that.

Hope all the US readers have a great Independence Day.

Tonight I watched a movie that I really enjoyed and I would like to suggest if
you haven't seen it already have a look at it, as it was released in 2006 you
should be able to rent it out easily, its;

The Ron Clark Story, and it stars Matthew Perry (Friends) who I must admit I
have always looked on as a bit of a lightweight actor, however in this movie he
gives an excellent performance.

Who will this movie appeal to? ... lets see.... if you have kids or grandkids, if you
live in an urban area, if you ever attended school,.... if you are breathing... it
should be your kind of movie, its a modern day version of Blackboard Jungle/Call
me Mr Tibbs and best of all its a true story, readers from the USA will very
likely know the story well.

I was attracted first by the name Ron Clark as we had an athlete here in
Australia by that name, he carried the Olympic flame into the stadium at the
1956 Melbourne Olympics.... Glad I noticed that name.



I'm using this post to clear out some of the stuff thats been sent to me
recently, Thanks, Suzz, Lyle (a non blogger friend) Wazza, and of course
Olivia Komo.


A 2007 study found that the average Australian walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study found that Australians drink an average of 22 gallons of beer a year.

That means, on average, Australians get about 41 miles per gallon.

Not bad eh!

 THAT'S how you wave a towel !!

No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never achieved an orgasm.  Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to consult their Rabbi.

The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion: "Hire a strapping young man.  While the two of you are making love have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help the wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm."

They go home and follow the Rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love.  It doesn't help and the wife is still unsatisfied.

Perplexed, they go back to the Rabbi.

"Okay," he says to the husband, "try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them." Once again, they follow the Rabbi's advice.

They go home and hire the same strapping young man. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel.  The young man gets to work with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous,room-shaking, ear-splitting screaming orgasm.

The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly, "You see, you young schmuck?  THAT'S how you wave a towel!!!"



I knew if I got enough of these letters I would
eventually hear from the right one.

FROM: OLIVIA KOMO

IVORY COAST

ABIDJAN,

DEAR LOVELY ONE,

PLEASE PERMIT ME TO INTRODUCE MY SELF TO YOU, MY NAME IS OLIVIA KOMO,I AM 20 YEARS OLD, THE ONLY DAUGHTER OF LATE CHIEF EMMANUEL KOMO WHO WAS A FAMOUS COCOA MERCHANT BASED IN ABIDJAN HERE,THE ECONOMIC CAPITAL OF IVORY COAST (COTE D'IVOIRE). I AM SEEKING FOR YOUR URGENT ATTENTION TO HELP ME TRANSFER THE SUM OF (US$6,500,000.00 )SIX MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE OF AMERICAN DOLLARS INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT. PLEASE, I AM WILLING TO OFFER YOU 15% OF THIS MY TOTAL FUND AS YOUR COMMISSION FOR YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE TO ME. I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I HAVE ALL THE NECESSARY DOCUMENTS IN RELATION TO THIS FUND DEPOSITED BY MY LATE FATHER IN THE BANK. PLEASE QUICKLY
AND KINDLY REPLY ME

PLEASE KINDLY MAIL ME IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE THIS MY LETTER FOR ME TO GIVE YOU MORE IMPORTANT DETAILS CONCERNING THIS FUND AND EQUALLY SEND YOU MY PHOTOS SO THAT YOU WUILL SEE AND KNOW WHOM I AM.
THANK YOU FOR BEING THERE FOR ME.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,

OLIVIA KOMO

Now that's more like it,

Dear Lovely One................
The sale is almost made with that opening line, so of course I sent of my reply as she had requested and true to her word I got an answer and the photo as promised.
Now she is obviously computer literate so I think we are off to a good start.

(I must be honest here, I thought she may be a little darker skinned.)

What do you think?