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Tuesday, July 10, 2007

More this and that.


Computer proverbs.

1. Home is where you hang your @.

2. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.

3. You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.

4. Don't put all your hypes in one home page.

5. Too many clicks spoil the browse.

6. The geek shall inherit the earth.

7. Don't byte off more than you can view.

8. What boots up must come down.

9. A user and his leisure time are soon parted.

10. There's no place like www.home.com.



If you refer my post of July 3 you will see that I had at last gotten the “Letter” from my dream girl, I note however in the latest missive I have slipped from Dear Lovely One to My Dear, that is a little disappointing but the good news is that without me having to do anything I have received $50,000 so that’s all good…… hey wait on…….. this one is from a different girl!!!! my fame must be spreading.

PS, Geogil sent a nice photo too.



My dear


I'm happy to inform you about my success in getting those funds transferred under the cooperation of a new partner from
Dubai. Presently I'm in Dubai for investment projects with my own share of the total sum now. meanwhile, i didn't forgot your past efforts and attempts to assist me in transferring those funds despite that it failed us some how.

Now contact my reverend father Emmanuel Anthony in Senegal his name is jeff maga onjeff123_maga@yahoo.com ask him to send you the total ($50.000.00) which i kept for your compensation for all the past efforts and attempts to assist me in this matter. I appreciated your efforts at that time very much. so feel free and get in touched with my secretary jeff tude maga and instruct him where to send the amount to you.

Please do let me know immediately you receive it so that we can share the joy after all the sufferness at that time. in the moment, I’m very busy here because of the investment projects which me and the new partner are having at hand, finally, remember that I had forwarded instruction to the secretary on your behalf to receive that money, so feel free to get in touch with jeff maga, he will send the amount to you without any delay.

name Geogil






13 comments:

Steve G said...

The letter looks like something I received a time or two. Jeff Maga is probably a nice guy.

Puss-in-Boots said...

Hang on, Peter. I thought her name was Olivia or something like that...what's going on with you and these mysterious women who want to give you money?

Merle said...

Hi Peter ~~ I liked the computer proverbs. I don't hang on to those e mails, they hit trash pretty quick.
Sorry I forgot about Bounce's flower
It's about 59 years ago when I took the photo and my eyesight is not wonderful. Take care, Love, Merle.

Hale McKay said...

Gee, no women are offering me any money.

I got a kick out of the pics you took of Wazza's Marilyn Monroe collection.

Hervey Bay looks like a good place to visit. The pics were nice.

Rachel said...

I delete those money things fast!

TLP said...

So, soon I will be able to say that I know a millionaire?

Love the proverbs!

Pamela said...

can we all send an email and get 50,000?

kenju said...

Watch it, Peter, if you become a millionaire, you'll have all the blogging widows after you!!

Marcus said...

G'day Pop
Good work
Keep building up that inheritance!!
When are you likely to come down to Melbourne?

Marcus

The Chick said...

When you get all that money will you be my sugar daddy?

wazza said...

Gidday Peter,
Woohoo, with your coming into all this money I guess our trip to Sydney will be 1st class all the way.
No more sleeping in tents and baked beans (eeech) for breakfast

Jamie Dawn said...

Beware, Peter.
Many emails are very mean to mails!!!!

Walker said...

This just cracks me up.
I have had a number of emails from numerous people about giving them money. They must be freaking stupid if they think we will fall for something like that.