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ITALIAN TALK SHOW HOSTESS ...
This is the hostess for an Italian afternoon T.V. talk show...
And these are two of America's most
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(Who the hell needs to learn Italian, who's gonna listen to what they say?)
Oooops, to myself I meant to say that!!!
Seeing I've already said the wrong thing, let's have a ping at the Kiwi's too.
How to Speak Nuw Zulander.
For Bist Effict, Rid These Out Lowd..
Milburn . . . . . . Capital of
Peck . . . . . . . Fill a suit case.
Pissed aside . . . chemical that kills insects.
Pigs -. . . . . . . for hanging out washing with.
Pug - - - - - large pink animal with curly tail.
Nin Tin dough . . . computer game.
Min . . . . . . . .. male of the species.
Mess kara . . . . eye makeup.
McKennock . . . . person who fixes cars.
Lift - - - - -- departed.
Kittle crusps . . . potato crisps.
Leather . . . . . foam produced by soap.
Inner Me . . . . enemy.
Duffy cult . . . . .not easy.
Fush - - - - marine creatures. (best served with Chups)
Bug Hut . . . . . popular song.
Amejen . . . . . visualise.
Veerjun . . . . Mythical
Iggs ecktly . . . .precisely.
Sex . . . . . . . one less than sivven.
Cuttin . . . . baby cat.Beard . . . . a place to sleep.
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink".
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:
MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.