unemployed CEO of a multinational organization.
Dubya putting his heart into his work again.
RESUME: GEORGE W. BUSH The White House,
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for Congress and lost. I produced a
With my father's help (and his name) was elected Governor.
I changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made
the most polluted state in the
I became President of the
popular vote by over 500,000 votes, with the help of my father's
appointments to the Supreme Court.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:I attacked two countries. I spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury. I shattered the record for biggest annual deficit in history. I set the economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period. I set the
all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner. I am
the first president in
Is this too much to ask?