Nah, I guess my luck hasn't changed.
The Journey of Man
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but had no direction. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tlts.
16 comments:
Live and learn! ;)
Junie Rose
I am reminded of the actor (and I wish I remembered which one) who said that the next time he thought of getting married, he was just going to find some woman he hated and buy her a house.
Love that picture Peter...too funny. Why do I think The Journey of Man could have been written by you? Are you smiling?
I wonder who gave her that lipstick kiss???
tell Kenju it is a little boys butt, I think.
Did you find her? The one with big tits? Or did you just become a dairy farmer?
*LOL* Loved the joke Peter.... great way to start the weekend!
LOL!!
Hi Peter ! I've tagged you to share
five facts about yourself.The rules
are posted on my blog.I hope you'll
feel like taking part in this challenge.
See I have been saying this for a long time LOL!!!!!!!!
Geeze. Men. Is THAT all you ever think about?
Well good luck on that.
That was good Peter. It's six in the morning here, it's 10 degrees below zero (f) but now I have something to laugh about.
I get the feeling you are a boob man...wonder why I think that...?
Funny how it always comes down to the girls with the big tits that wins all the time :-) That being said...that girl in the picture could be your ideal girl :-)
Ha, ha, ha!! Very funny!!
I should have known there was something tawdry coming at the end of this joke, but I didn't see that one coming!!
Oh, that photo was quite funny too.
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