Fun Monday assignment Feb. 4 set by Tiggerlane from
Here’s Da Rules.
Have you heard of The Bucket List? Well, that's what I want from you! Make a list of things you want to do before you die. It must be at least five items - and you can make it as long as you desire. Photos are optional. And let's hear about some of the wackiest, most bizarre to-do's on your Bucket List!
That last sentence brings a smile of delight to my face, for someone like me an invitation to be wacky and bizarre is in itself a dream come true so here goes, in no particular order;
Picture this, a luxury suite in a five star hotel where I am being attended by a beautiful lady, a sort of cross between
Imagine the joy of being awoken from a deep sleep by a beautiful smiling young lady with the news that you have won $5 million in Lotto, ah, I can’t get the smile of my face just thinking about it.
I am not foolish enough to think that money can buy you health and happiness, even though I can still see that lovely young lady with the $5 million, but in my bucket I am going to have a morning when I get up with no aches or pains, my eyesight and hearing as good as in my youth.
As if by magic I am going to be transported back to September 1994, this is a couple of months before my world fell apart when my marriage broke up, but knowing what I now know there is no way I am going to let that happen, while I can’t remember a lot about those 14 years I recall how well BHP and Commonwealth Bank have performed, so that should keep the bucket topped up with cash.
I have enjoyed some wonderful meals over the years but there have been a couple of stand outs, like a delicious soup full of sheep’s eyes, a still pulsating cobra’s heart removed at the table with great flair, and everybody’s favourite, sushi, uncooked bloody fish!!! thank the lord I’ve got that bucket.
Oh by the way did you see the news headlines, peace has broken out in the middle east and throughout the rest of the world too, famine has been replaced by happy faces smiling and well fed every where in the world, now I’m not going to claim credit for these events but this bucket full of fertilizer helped the crops grow I’m sure.
Now you can go and read about all the folks who keep their feet a little more firmly on the ground, hope you all have a Fun Monday.