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Wednesday, October 07, 2009


Some of these companies will not be known to overseas readers, the companies and their slogans are well known here though.

Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms.
They would become fashionable and companies would probably advertise more openly.

* Nike Condoms :::: Just do it

* Toyota Condoms :::: Oh what a feeling

* Ford Condoms :::: The ride of your life

* Optus Condoms :::: Yes!

* Duracell Condoms :::: Keep going & going & going

* Pringles Condoms :::: Once you pop you can't stop

* Hyundai Condoms :::: All day, every day

* Tip Top Condoms :::: Good onya mum

(available in Tasmania only)

* Panasonic Condoms :::: Even more than you expected

* VB Condoms :::: As a matter of fact, I've got one now

* Swan Lager Condoms :::: They said you'd never make it

* Vegemite Condoms :::: Puts a rose in every cheek

* Levi Condoms :::: Do you fit the legend?

* Nescafe Condoms :::: It brings you together.


The following brands wouldn't sell so well.....

* Goodyear Condoms :::: If it only saves you once a year.

* RTA Condoms :::: Speed kills

* Nobby's Condoms :::: Nibble Nobby's Nuts

* Bolle Condoms :::: Put them on your face

* Aussie Homeloans Condoms :::: We'll save you


LZ Blogger said...

Peter ~ I may not know all of the Aussie ones here but I surely do remember Vegemite! Enough said! ~ jb///

Rachel said...

Well, how cute! I burst out laughing at the Nobby one!

kenju said...

I'm with Rachel!

Joy Des Jardins said...

Leave it to you Peter....these are very funny. Hey, I love the picture of Vicki on your header...and all those beautiful hanging boxes of flowers...she looks great. Have a really wonderful visit together. ~ Joy

Merle said...

Hi Peter ~~ Have a wonderful week with Vicki and enjoy each other's company. Is Rex going to be with her?

My son-in-law at Gladstone is really
ill and the future looks drastic.
Love that photo of Vick and the fence. Take care, Love, Merle.

Jeanette said...

Gday Peter..Lovely photo of Vicki in your header.. Have a lovely fun week together,take plenty of photo's love to u both Janxxx,

Dave said...

*LOL* Loved that Peter!!!

Jack K. said...

Great photo of Vicki and the flowers.

Pamela said...

How to choose a favorite condom? hmmm?

Have a nice visit with your daughter...
My daughter just left today and headed home.

Cliff said...

Who is this guy Nobby?
Have fun with the daughters visit.

Christina said...

Hahahahahaha!!!! I am familiar with most of these brands...

Swampy said...

I would leave a comment, but I must go get some paper towels to clean up all this coffee I snorted out my nose and onto my desk and keyboard.
By the way, you owe me a new keyboard and set of ribs.

linda may said...

Hahahaha!!! Very clever.
Aussie aussie aussie Oi Oi Oi!