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Thursday, November 05, 2009

Which is the fake? answers

I have some very bad news for all who thought they could identify the fakes...

But first,

A tale of a lonely man.

A man checks into a hotel on a business trip and feels a bit lonely.
After a while the thought of one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab.
He popped into a phone booth near the hotel and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo.
She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up to her ... you know the kind!
He copied down the phone number and returned to his hotel.
When back in the room he figures, what the hell, give her a call.

'Hello?' the woman says. (God, she sounded sexy!).

'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you.
I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now.
I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it.
Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks.
We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want baby.

Now, how does that sound?'

She says, 'That sounds fantastic sir, but for an outside line you first need to press 9.'

Ok... the bad news is... the models in the photos are all males!!!!!!!!

But they sure do look good don't they.

Better be careful who you pick up out there fellers.

Both Karisma and Merle guessed they were all boys, even WT (by email)

was wrong this time!!!!


willowtree said...

When the assignment states: "Todays task is to study the 6 double photos carefully and try to establish which is the Girl and which is the Boy in each photo." That presupposes that one of the subjects in each photo MUST be a girl. While I thought they were probably all boys, I was governed by the wording of the question.

So to put it simply, you are a cheating bastard!

PS. Had you simply said which are the boys, I would have said "all of them"

kenju said...

I'm with Willowtree!!

I had a sneaking suspicion they were all boys, but the wording caught me.

Peter said...

Hey... Settle Gretel I got conned by this thing too, the wording I used is as it was sent to me... whats up ? can't ya take a joke?

Signed "Cheating Bastard"

willowtree said...

You know that I have no sense of humour.

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